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Balenciaga (special)/Quotes

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Homer: Dear Balun—Balloon—Balleen—Balenciaga-ga, I'm in a jam and need some help. My wife gets this weird sadness on her birthday just because she is moving further from her dreams and closer to her death. I know she's always wanted something of yours, so can you...
Male employee: "...send me the cheapest thing with your label on it? A scarf, a piece of cloth with a price tag, even just the tag?"

Marge: Thanks for the dream. I'll always remember those 30 minutes of feeling just a little special.
Demna Gvasalia: This is the saddest thing I've ever heard, and I grew up in the Soviet Union.

Demna Gvasalia: I want the world to see you real people in my show. So hold on to your chaise lounges. I'm inviting you all to model my clothes in Paris! Didn't you hear? I will fly you all to Paris. Paris! Paris!
Crowd: [murmurs] Paris?
Homer: Meh.
Moe Szyslak: Never heard of it.

Demna Gvasalia: How to reach them? What does it take? They are opening a new KFC on the Champs-Élysées.
Crowd: [cheers]
Barney Gumble: To Paris! [burps]

Homer: [thinking] Come on. You have a thought. Say it. Go ahead. Holy crap! [speaking] I'm beautiful.

Homer: [screaming, on fire] Sacrebleu! Mon dieu! Zut alots! Et cetera!