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Bait and Cackle/Quotes

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Homer: C'mon, boy. I'm taking you on a father and son fishing trip.
Bart: Like to help ya out, Homer. But i'm the middle of an important... uh... business meeting.
Homer: Oh, I didn't realize your were in the middle of... whait a minute! You're only ten-years-old! You don't have business meetings!

Bart: [thinking] Aw, man. I can't belive i'm going to be stuck out on a lame fishing trip all day just because Homer wants to bond.

Homer: Bart! I'm trying to teach you an important life skill. What if you got trapepd... uh... on a river or a lake somewhere? How whould you survive?
Bart: I don't know... swim to that Krusty Burger over tehere?
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Okay, now that we have the bait on the hook, we have to give it a good cast. You put your finger on this do-hickey... slowly bring the rod back... and... cast it... over... your... head!
Bart: Bwa-ha-ha!

Bart: Geez, dad. Are your all right?
Homer: I think so. Well, except for the crab that just crawled down my pants.

Marge: Homie. What's the metter?
Homer: I failed, Marge. My dad never spent any time with me to make me like him, and now Bart is going to hate me for the rest of his life. i'm a lousy father.
Marge: Really? I just saw Bart, and he seemd pretty happy about the trip.