Babies Are Like Scientists/Quotes

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Marge: Homer, it says here that babies are like scientists. They do little experiments to learn about the world.
Homer: Aw, isn't that cute? What's our little professor discovered so far?

Marge: Homer, will you keep an eye on Maggie?
Homer: Sure, honey. Just as soon as I beat the world record for glass-stacking!
Maggie: SSHRREEIIK!!!
Marge: Oh my goodness! Maggie, are you okay?
Homer: My world record!