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Almost Excellent Adventure/Quotes

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Milhouse: What do we do now? We're out in the middle of nowwhere!
Bart: I spy a couple of local yokels! Let's hickle them for a while!

Max: I'm Max and this here's cousin Sam, and our favoritest game to play is this here one! Wee sho can cover the fence first, without missing a s pot!
Sam: Wanna try? T'ain't as easy as it look, but it shore is funneriffic!
Bart: Tom... Huck... This scam went out with Vanilla Ice! I'll show you how to have fun painting the fence!

Max: Nailing a skate to a board? Wha'ha say they calls that again?
Milhouse: When Bart does it, they call it "Art"!
Bart: Eat my duest, Rubes!

Milhouse: Hey, Bart, what's a "General store"?
Bart: I'll bet they sell military stuff to generals! Maybe we could but some lefterover nukes there!
Milhouse: Wow! Think what those would do to the toilets at school!

Bart: Oh, man! Another cruddy class trip to a boring museum! Why can't we ever go anyplace cool?
Milhouse: Yeah, like to a Broadway musical!
Bart: Broadway musicals aren't cool!
Milhouse: Then you've obvisoulsy never seen Ms. Cathy Rigby as Peter Pan!