  
Age Before Snooty
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| Age Before Snooty
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Age Before Snooty is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Mirror Mayhem content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between August 29, 2023 and September 6, 2023
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I guess it's time I came clean. I lied to you all.
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Yesterday you claimed that you invented the exclamation mark, so you'll have to be a little more specific.
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I wasn't the one who found the mirror. It was Mirror Grampa. But I tricked him into switching places with me.
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Wait a minute... Are you saying that WE'RE the mirror people?
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Pretty much. But you have to understand, I had to get out of that other world. It's a polluted mess!
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And Springfield is any better? Our biggest tourist attraction is the world's oldest continuous tire fire.
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Stop bad-mouthing the Springfield tire fire!
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Now cover your noses with your shirts because the fumes are about to blanket our house. We need those tourist dollars.
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Task: "Collect Dentures" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Cover His Nose". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Cover Her Nose". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Cover His Nose". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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If you're the actual Mirror Grampa, then am I not your real granddaughter?
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Lisa, this happened decades ago. Before I even met your grandmother.
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So that means that my dad is half-mirror Homer?
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Maybe...
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And that means that I'm quarter-mirror Lisa.
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This is the biggest confusion since Principal Skinner turned out to not be Principal Skinner.
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Principal who did what now?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Mirrored Lugash's Gym
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| After completing Pt. 1
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I know I messed up. And I also know I can fix it. But I'm going to need your help.
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What do you want me to do?
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I can't fix the situation until I understand it.
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Can you explain it to me?
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Task: "Collect Dentures" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Explain the Situation". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Nod Off". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Job one has to be stopping Mr. Burns and Mirror Mr. Burns. We can worry about the rest later.
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I say we march into their office and give them a piece of our minds!
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Well, if there's one thing I know old people are good at, it's complaining. But do you really think you can take on Mr. Burns? I mean, he's old, too.
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I've been griping my whole life in preparation for a gripe-off like this.
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Then let's go get 'em! *raises fist and charges out of room*
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Who are we getting?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Mirrored J.R.R. Toykin's
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Okay, Monty, drop that lump of coal and take what's coming to you!
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Abraham, we were expecting you.
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You were? Dang, I was rehearsing that line on the way over for a dramatic entrance.
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Allow me to introduce Mirror Mr. Burns.
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And allow me to introduce Mirror Abe Simpson.
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That's me.
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Mirror Grampa?! How did he get here?
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Wouldn't you like to know, young lady?
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I would.
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So would I.
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Well, so would I!
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Task: "Collect Dentures" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Be Shocked By Mirror Grampa". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Think of Different Dramatic Entrances". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Say "Excellent"". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mirror Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Mirror Burns Say "Excellent"". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 3
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You have no idea how long I've been plotting my revenge against you, Abe.
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Has it been since I tricked you into switching places?
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Well, yes. I suppose you know exactly how long I've been plotting.
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You took my beautiful world away from me, so now I'm returning the favor.
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Please, no! I just got a promotion!
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Dad, how did YOU get here?
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Is that all she cares about? How people get places?
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Evidently.
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Task: "Collect Dentures" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Panic". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mirror Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Mirror Grampa Teach Grampa a Lesson". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Grimace". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Look, your fight is with me, so banish me to the other world if you want. Just leave my son and grandkids out of it.
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You'd sacrifice yourself just to save them?
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They may constantly perplex me with new technology I don't understand...
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And make me live in a home and only visit when they need me to babysit or for an old person joke but, in the end, there's nothing I wouldn't do for them.
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You know, Abe, I feel the same way. Your family sounds just like my family.
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They ARE just like your family. And, in fact, if you two hadn't changed places, you wouldn't have had them in the first place.
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Huh. You know, you remind me of my granddaughter.
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Duh, that's my point.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Mirrored It's a Wonderful Knife
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| After completing Pt. 4
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You're not really buying into that sentimental family crap, are you, Abe?!
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What about my iceberg ice cubes? Don't tell me I have to go back to regular ones!
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Quit griping, you two old coots. If I understand the rules of this world, all us mirror folks are here for good. So you better shut down the coal plant or we'll all be sunk.
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You won't sink! Not if I make you a Duff-beer float. Get it — FLOAT? *laughs uproariously*
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Can we trade him for the mirror version?
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He's just as bad.
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Task: "Collect Dentures" (x195).
Task: "Make Homer Keep Laughing". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Smack Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mirror Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Mirror Burns Shut it Down". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Mutter to Himself". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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So what should we do with the magic mirror?
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Nothing. Its magic was fueled by my feelings for revenge. Now that those are gone, the mirror's power went with them.
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That's a relief. Say, I could go for a nap after all this standing.
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Same here. Abe, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful—
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*loud snores*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Mirrored Sportacus
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Reward
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| Raid Retirement Homes for Dentures
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Ned, Mr. Burns, Smithers
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4h
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Retirement Castle, Golden Exits Retirement Farm, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, Brown House
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 5, 45
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| Procure Vintage Dentures
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Mirror Bart, Mirror Mr. Burns, Mirror Marge, Mirror Ned, Mirror Disco Stu
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Mirrored Android's Dungeon, Mirrored Globo-Warm Helicopter, Mirrored Simpson's House, Mirrored Leftorium, Shops, Brown House
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8, 70
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "age before beauty."
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