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{{Quote|I call the big one Bitey|[[Homer Simpson]]|Marge vs. the Monorail}}
 
 
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#Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
#Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
 
#Agreed with both of you. [[User:Duncan Crook| Duncan Crook]]
 
#It's not that great of a quote! --[[User:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''Will '''</span>]][[User talk:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''k'''</span>]] 09:27, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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One of fan's and [[Matt Groening]]'s favourite quotes. {{User:TheHomer/sig}} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
:It is a good one, but not on it's own, with the rest of the conversation. --[[User:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''Will '''</span>]][[User talk:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''k'''</span>]] 09:28, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|I like men now|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|The Simpsons Movie}}
 
 
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#>[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.|[[Marge Simpson]]|Some Enchanted Evening}}
 
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#Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
 
#It does seem like a good quote! --[[User:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''Will '''</span>]][[User talk:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''k'''</span>]] 09:26, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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*A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off.|[[Homer Simpson]] singing|Mom and Pop Art}}
 
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#Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you|[[Homer Simpson]] to [[Marge Simpson]]|HOMЯ}}
 
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#This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!|[[Moe Szyslak]]|Lisa the Skeptic}}
 
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#Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Mom and Pop Art}}
 
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#A great quote from a great episode. [[User:Josegiraffio|Josegiraffio]] 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
 
#Love this scene. So funny. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
 
#I just love how Homer is failing... yet again! --[[User:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''Will '''</span>]][[User talk:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''k'''</span>]] 09:24, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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*Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!|[[Ralph Wiggum]] after being pushed into a bush|This Little Wiggy}}
 
 
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#Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
 
#I like this quote. Ralph's great. [[User:Brassbandplayer|Brassbandplayer]] 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.|[[Queen Elizabeth II]]}}
 
{{Quote|Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.|[[Prince Charles]]|To Surveil With Love}}
 
 
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I LOVE IT! {{unsignedIP|173.24.145.219|03:14, 1 September 2010}}
 
 
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{{Quote|I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]|The Wandering Juvie}}
 
 
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#I don't know, it just doesn't really stand out to me. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 06:22, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|You made me bleed my own blood.|Nelson Muntz|Bart the General}}
 
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# ----- It's Magic - [[User:Kingcjc|King]][[User_Talk:Kingcjc|cjc]] 21:18, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
 
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{{Quote|I'd hate to be a Nervous Pervis, but if he falls couldn't that make him a paraplegerino?|Ned Flanders}}
 
{{Quote|Shut up Flanders.|Homer and Bart Simpson|The Simpsons Movie}}
 
 
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#Really like this quote. Ned is a funny character at times and has his moments. <span style="font-family:Australian Sunrise">[[User:Josegiraffio|'''<span style="color:red">Jose</span><span style="color:green">giraffio</span>''']] <sup>[[User talk:Josegiraffio|'''Want to talk''']]</sup></span> 19:55, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
 
#Yeah, good quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 19:57, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?|Homer Simpson|Crook and Ladder}}
 
 
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#Think this quotes pretty good. <span style="font-family:Australian Sunrise">[[User:Josegiraffio|'''<span style="color:red">Jose</span><span style="color:green">giraffio</span>''']] <sup>[[User talk:Josegiraffio|'''Want to talk''']]</sup></span> 20:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
 
#What a good example of Homer's stupidity. --[[User:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''Will '''</span>]][[User talk:Will k|<span style="color:blue;background:orange">'''k'''</span>]] 09:25, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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