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Wedding for Disaster/Quotes

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Homer: Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? But we didn't order any pizza. You forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!

Homer: So will you marry me in style?

Marge: (in tears) Oh, yes, Homer, yes!

Homer: Did you hear that Santa? She said "Yes"! Yes! Now back to your cold airless tomb.

Homer puts the Santa toy in the box

Santa: Ho ho ho!

Marge: A pimple! Not on my day you don't.

Marge: Now we are 11 seconds behind schedule.

Marge sees that the room is empty.

Marge: Homer! (sobbing)

Maggie hears Marge sobbing through the walkie talkie and cues the band to play different music.

Sideshow Bob: The director was an ass.

The plant snaps at the man.

Man: No! You're a plant now! Template:Season 20 Q

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