Difference between revisions of "Waitresses in the Sky/Quotes"

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Selma: Well, let's look on the bright side. At least we're out of work togheter.

Patty: You're right. A smoke... to sisterhood. Jeezum crow, it's empty! Selma, how many cigarrettes have you had today?

Selma: The usual one hundred and thirty-five since breakfast.

Patty: That's strange. We should have two left.

Lisa: Bart, thanks for sharing your room with me.

Bart: Are you kiddin'? I couldn't let you share your room with aunt Selma. Then I whoulda' had to share my room with... [GULP] aunt Patty.

Homer: Are you sure Smithers said flight attendants? 'Cause Lenny said that they were looking for two contamination shower attendants.

Patty: Laugh it up, cue-ball! Learning the contents of this manual is all that stands between our career in the sky and life on Earth with you.

Homer: Woo hoo! Learn, baby, larn!

Selma: Patty, are you sure you can land this plane?

Patty: Are you kidding? If it means sweet tobacco smoke will soon fill my lungs, there's nothing I can't do.

Selma: Attention, passengers! Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Marge: Listen, I'm sure your two will find a vocation that's not only fulfilling, but where there are no smoking restrictions.

Patty: I'm afraid our dreams of every finding that pefect job crash landed along with the plane.