Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish/Quotes

Quotes

{"Blinky" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpsons are commenting about it}

Marge:" I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting!"

Homer: "Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues."

Lisa: "Such as?"

Homer: "For one, I would make sure Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get?"

Marge: "Homer, shouldn't you get going or you will be late?"

Homer: "Someone will cover for me."

Montgomery Burns: "Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home."

Homer boards Burns' luxury car

Homer{impressed whistle}: "Classy!"

Mr. Burns: "Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet."

Homer: "Nobody's perfect!"

Mr. Burns: "What are we going to do?"

Homer: "You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor...."

Mr. Burns: "Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign?"

Homer: "You could sir!" {nervously} "Uh, I mean that you are an honest man, just that you have so much you could run for governor! Uh, where are we going sir?"

Mr. Burns: "Towards our destiny. We have an election to win!"