Difference between revisions of "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish/Quotes"
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:''{"Blinky" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpsons are commenting about it}'' | :''{"Blinky" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpsons are commenting about it}'' | ||
− | :'''Marge''': I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting! | + | :'''Marge''':" I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting!" |
− | :'''Homer''': Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues. | + | :'''Homer''': "Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues." |
− | :'''Lisa''': Such as? | + | :'''Lisa''': "Such as?" |
− | :'''Homer''': For one, I would make sure Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get? | + | :'''Homer''': "For one, I would make sure Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get?" |
− | :'''Marge''': Homer, shouldn't you get going or you will be late? | + | :'''Marge''': "Homer, shouldn't you get going or you will be late?" |
− | :'''Homer''': Someone will cover for me. | + | :'''Homer''': "Someone will cover for me." |
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− | :'''Montgomery Burns''': Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home. | + | :'''Montgomery Burns''': "Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home." |
:''Homer boards Burns' luxury car'' | :''Homer boards Burns' luxury car'' | ||
− | :'''Homer'''{impressed whistle}: Classy! | + | :'''Homer'''{impressed whistle}: "Classy!" |
− | :'''Mr. Burns''': Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet. | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': "Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet." |
− | :'''Homer''': Nobody's perfect! | + | :'''Homer''': "Nobody's perfect!" |
− | :'''Mr. Burns''': What are we going to do? | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': "What are we going to do?" |
− | :'''Homer''': You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor.... | + | :'''Homer''': "You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor...." |
− | :'''Mr. Burns''': Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign? | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': "Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign?" |
− | :'''Homer''': You could sir! {nervously} Uh, I mean that you are an honest man, just that you have so much you could run for governor! Uh, where are we going sir? | + | :'''Homer''': "You could sir!" {nervously} "Uh, I mean that you are an honest man, just that you have so much you could run for governor! Uh, where are we going sir?" |
− | :'''Mr. Burns''': Towards our destiny. We have an election to win! | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': "Towards our destiny. We have an election to win!" |
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] |
Revision as of 01:32, March 18, 2010
- {"Blinky" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpsons are commenting about it}
- Marge:" I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting!"
- Homer: "Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues."
- Lisa: "Such as?"
- Homer: "For one, I would make sure Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get?"
- Marge: "Homer, shouldn't you get going or you will be late?"
- Homer: "Someone will cover for me."
- Montgomery Burns: "Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home."
- Homer boards Burns' luxury car
- Homer{impressed whistle}: "Classy!"
- Mr. Burns: "Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet."
- Homer: "Nobody's perfect!"
- Mr. Burns: "What are we going to do?"
- Homer: "You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor...."
- Mr. Burns: "Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign?"
- Homer: "You could sir!" {nervously} "Uh, I mean that you are an honest man, just that you have so much you could run for governor! Uh, where are we going sir?"
- Mr. Burns: "Towards our destiny. We have an election to win!"