• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Bart has a new friend this May in the Season finale!
  • Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(Created page with "{{TabQ |episode=Treehouse of Horror XIX }} :[When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show] :'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in A...")
 
Line 2: Line 2:
 
|episode=Treehouse of Horror XIX
 
|episode=Treehouse of Horror XIX
 
}}
 
}}
:[When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]
+
:[When [[Homer]] is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]
:'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!
+
:'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!
 
----
 
----
:'''Millhouse''': Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
+
:'''[[Millhouse]]''': Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
:'''Nelson''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
+
:'''[[Nelson]]''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
 
----
 
----
:'''Nelson''' [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
+
:'''Nelson''' [to [[the Grand Pumpkin]], holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
 
:'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
 
:'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
 
:'''Nelson''': You're a racist!
 
:'''Nelson''': You're a racist!
Line 14: Line 14:
 
:'''Nelson''': I'd rather die than hate!
 
:'''Nelson''': I'd rather die than hate!
 
----
 
----
:'''Chief Wiggum''': (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!
+
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!
 
----
 
----
 
{{Season 20 Q}}
 
{{Season 20 Q}}

Revision as of 15:38, September 14, 2011


[When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]
Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!

Millhouse: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
Nelson: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)

Nelson [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
Nelson: You're a racist!
The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. (starts eating Nelson)
Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!

Chief Wiggum: (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!

Template:Season 20 Q