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| − | (Apu is preparing a hangman's noose) | + | :''(Apu is preparing a hangman's noose)'' |
| − | :'''Apu''': Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. | + | :'''Apu''': "Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground." ''(He throws the noose rope over a pipe)''"Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life." ''(He looks over a reincarnation chart)'' "First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me." ''(Looks at his next incarnations)'' "Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes." |
| − | (He throws the noose rope over a pipe) | ||
| − | Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. (He looks over a reincarnation chart) First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. (Looks at his next incarnations) Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': (to Apu) I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits! | + | :'''Homer''': ''(to Apu)'' "I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits!" |
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| − | (At the Civil War re-enactment) | + | :''(At the Civil War re-enactment)'' |
| − | :'''Principal Skinner''': Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading! | + | :'''Principal Skinner''': "Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!" |
| − | :'''Disco Stu''': The south will boogie again! | + | :'''Disco Stu''': "The south will boogie again!" |
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| − | :'''Manjula''': Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex. | + | :'''Manjula''': "Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex." |
| − | :'''Apu''': Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you. | + | :'''Apu''': "Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you." |
| − | :'''Manjula''': Okay buster, what is going on. | + | :'''Manjula''': "Okay buster, what is going on." |
| − | :'''Apu''': Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep. | + | :'''Apu''': "Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside. | + | :'''Homer''': "Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside." |
| − | (Homer's eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place) | + | ''(Homer's eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place)'' |
| − | :'''Marge''': Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw. (gasps) Apu is having an affair? | + | :'''Marge''': "Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw." ''(gasps)'' "Apu is having an affair?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die. | + | :'''Homer''': "I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': The Squishee Lady! Oh my god. I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor. | + | :'''Homer''': "The Squishee Lady! Oh my god. I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor." |
| − | :'''Squishee Lady''': Go ahead. | + | :'''Squishee Lady''': "Go ahead." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Grape. | + | :'''Homer''': "Grape." |
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| − | :'''Apu''': Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look. | + | :'''Apu''': "Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look." |
| − | :'''Moe''': C'mon! | + | :'''Moe''': "C'mon!" |
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Revision as of 09:03, August 24, 2010
- (Apu is preparing a hangman's noose)
- Apu: "Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground." (He throws the noose rope over a pipe)"Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life." (He looks over a reincarnation chart) "First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me." (Looks at his next incarnations) "Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes."
- Homer: (to Apu) "I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits!"
- (At the Civil War re-enactment)
- Principal Skinner: "Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!"
- Disco Stu: "The south will boogie again!"
- Manjula: "Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex."
- Apu: "Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you."
- Manjula: "Okay buster, what is going on."
- Apu: "Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep."
- Homer: "Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside."
(Homer's eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place)
- Marge: "Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw." (gasps) "Apu is having an affair?"
- Homer: "I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die."
- Homer: "The Squishee Lady! Oh my god. I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor."
- Squishee Lady: "Go ahead."
- Homer: "Grape."
- Apu: "Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look."
- Moe: "C'mon!"
