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The Springfield Connection/Quotes

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Homer: Marge! [Homer is pulled into the treehouse by Herman, Marge pursues]
Bart and Lisa: [watching from the window] Go get him mum!
Marge: Go back to bed! Don't make me come up there. [They groan, switch the light off, but continue to watch]
Herman: Looks like your wife is embarking up the wrong tree. [aims gun at entrance]
Marge: Freeze! Every mother knows the secret entrance to her son's treehouse. [knocks Herman over, disarming him]
Homer: Oh, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you. You are a really good cop. I'm proud of you.
Herman: So long, gotta catch the 5:01. [Uses counterfeit jeans to slide down a rope]
Homer: He's getting away, you blew it Marge.
Marge: I don't think so. [the jeans rip]
Herman: Oh, foiled by my own shoddy merchandise!

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