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A Congress of Devils

A Congress of Devils Pt. 1

After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark: Old Scratch: It's good to get out of Hell for a bit and stretch my hooves! Maybe pick up a few fresh souls for the trip back. The Devil: Not so fast, pal! I'm the Prince of Darkness in Springfield! Now scram! Old Scratch: Oh, am I horning in on your turf? "Horning". Get it? The Devil: Because we both have horns. Yes, I get it. The Devil: What you DON'T get is I'm the one, true Satan. Old Scratch: Maybe you haven't played the main quest line for MY event. I'm the guy in charge here! If anybody's gonna be the real Prince of Darkness, it's me! Old Scratch: How 'bout you be...let's see...the Prince of the Presbylutheran Church or the Dark Knight of North Haverbrook. Heh-heh. The Devil: Oh, that's it! You're going down! Task: Make Old Scratch Fight the Devil (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Fight Old Scratch (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) Ned: Oh Dear Lord! Devils fighting in the streets of Springfield! It truly is the End Times! Homer: That's what you said last Thursday about the plague of frogs— Homer: There were three frogs. Ned: They hopped at me! One touched my foot! Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Congress of Devils Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Bart: Wow, that's way more hair-pulling than I expected in a fight between demons. The Devil: We fight dirty 'cause dirty is all we know! Old Scratch: Kid has a point though. We should fight with some sense of pride and dignity. Afterall, I am Ruler of the Underworld. The Devil: YOU'RE Ruler of the Underworld?! That's it, you're getting your hair pulled again! Task: Make Old Scratch Accept a Satan-Off Challenge (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Challenge Old Scratch to a Satan-Off (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) The Devil: So, here's the deal: Whoever tricks the greatest number of Springfielders into surrendering their souls shall be known as the One True Prince of Darkness! Old Scratch: I really don't want to hear the terms of the deal again! The Devil: Somebody got up on the wrong side of the River Styx this morning. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Congress of Devils Pt. 3

After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark: Old Scratch: Say there, you look like a fella who enjoys a good bargain. Cletus: Aw no, not another fiddle contest. Old Scratch: No. Something better. Have you ever thought about getting into the oil business? Cletus: Oil? Ain't no future in 'virementally un'stainable energy! Cletus: I seez the future in mobile phone entertainment. I luvs Varmint Rasslin' videos! Old Scratch: Varmint Rasslin'? Two animals fighting each other? Sounds hellishly good. I want in! Cletus: Tain't zactly how it works. Task: Make Old Scratch Flee Rasslin' Raccoons (4h If the user has Cletus: Cletus: Make Cletus Post Varmint Rasslin' Videos Online (4h, Cletus' Farm or Brown House) Cletus: Woooeee! Look at all those likes and views! Cletus: And that's just fer round one! A badger vs. Old Scratch. Who's ready fer round two? Old Scratch: Please, just take the deed to this oil well and let me crawl off in peace... Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Congress of Devils Pt. 4

After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark: The Devil: Old Scratch is pretty shifty. I'll need my "A" game if I'm gonna stay on top of the hellhole Hell heap. Squeaky Voice Teen: Aw, no! I lost my job at the Widget Spinners store. I thought I'd be spinning there forever. The Devil: Young man, how would you like to be a billionaire? Squeaky Voice Teen: Nah. Millionaire is fine for me. The Devil: Even better! Just sign here on the dotted line, my boy... Heh-heh... Task: Make Old Scratch Hide From Unruly Raccoons (2h, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Try to Steal a Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House) If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: Task: Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try to Sell His Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House) The Devil: MWAHAHA! And now that I own a teenager's soul—! Blue-Haired Lawyer: I'm sorry, sir, but my clients already own 53% of this young man's soul. Mr. Costington: And we've got a 27% stake in his soul! Arthur Fortune: And don't forget about our 19%. Burns: I believe I'm into the lad as well! The Devil: How much of his soul is left? Blue-Haired Lawyer: Since he's in soul debt, his soul creditors can now come after you. The Devil: Uh, hey...did I say I own his soul? I meant Old Scratch! He's the guy you want! Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Congress of Devils Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Ned: Friends and neighbors! There is a demonic scourge that is plaguing our town— Dr. Hibbert: Ned, I told you, that wasn't a plague — just a mild rash from overwashing your— Ned: Not that! I'm talking about an actual walking, talking force of evil. Ned: Real devils! Trying to make bargains to steal people's souls! The Devil and Old Scratch!!! Ned: Now, good people of Springfield, we need to drive these devils back from whence they came! Old Scratch: Maybe we're attracting a little too much of the wrong kind of attention. The Devil: Yeah, maybe. Perhaps we should call off our contest. Besides, there's more than enough sin in Springfield for the two of us. Old Scratch: Absolutely! But first I think it's time we called in a favor from a red devil's best friend... The Devil: An internet CEO? Parents who cheated to get their kids into college? Old Scratch: Even better...a despicable politician. Task: Make Ned Rally Springfielders to Drive Out the Devils! (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House) Task: Make Springfielders Get Riled Up About Devils [x5] (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House) Task: Make Old Scratch Call in a Favor (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Enjoy Classic '80s Metal (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House) Ned: Let us drive these foul spawns of Hell out of our fair—! Quimby: Not so fast, Flanders! As a sanctuary city we welcome all. Quimby: It's in our town charter. Ned: You're saying we can't reject the very devils in our midst?! Quimby: That is correct. And I'm also pleased to announce the first annual Springfield Devil Days! Homer: Mmm... Devil's food Days! The Devil: It's good to have friends in low places. Old Scratch: The lower the better. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Like a Donut Hole in the Head

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Donut Homer: Hey, Moe, you won't believe what happened to me today! Moe: You made a deal with Old Scratch not to eat a forbidden donut, which you did anyways, but somehow you got out of goin' to Hell, and now you got a donut for a head. Lenny: A tale as old as time. Donut Homer: And the beauty part...I can eat my own fluffy, delicious head, and as long as I don't eat it all it grows back the next day! Moe: Whoop-de-doo. Everything always works out for ol' Homer. Evil Shopkeeper: It can be great for others, too! For some a donut head is a curse...but for some a blessing! Carl: I'll take the blessing part. Lenny, you take the curse. Lenny: Thanks, buddy! Task: Make Donut Homer Listen to Evil Shopkeeper's Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Tell a Cursed Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Evil Shopkeeper: ...and so, whosoever parktaketh of the cursed confectionary cranium shall enjoy a surplus of serendipity! Donut Homer: ... Lenny: ... Carl: ... Evil Shopkeeper: Eat the damn donut head and you'll have good luck. Donut Homer: Why are you guys looking at me like that? Lenny: I could use some good luck for a change. Carl: Yeah, me too. Donut Homer: Oh, no. I should be the only one who gets to eat my head! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Cookie Kwan: Homer, why are you hiding behind Madame Chao's restaurant? And why is your head a donut? Donut Homer: All good questions. I'm cursed! But if anyone else eats my head they'll have good luck, so Lenny and Carl want to bite my brain. Donut Homer: I'm hiding here since Chinese people don't eat donuts. Cookie Kwan: That's not true. Everyone likes donuts, including Chinese people...and including me! Donut Homer: WAAAAH?! If the user has Cookie Kwan: Task: Make Cookie Kwan Douse Donut Homer in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House) Task: Make Donut Homer Run Before Cookie Kwan Eats Him (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House) Donut Homer: I almost had another donut hole in my head! Donut Homer: And now I'm covered in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce...and more delicious than ever. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Lyla: Homer, you're visiting the Buddhist Temple? Donut Homer: Usually the first question people ask is, "What's going on with that donut head"? Lyla: Buddhism has taught me to ignore head shape. Donut Homer: Everyone wants to eat my head. But Buddhists are vegetarians, so I'm safe here. Lyla: Donuts aren't meat, Homer. Donut Homer: What?! Explain. Task: Make Donut Homer Try to Crush Lyla with a Buddha Statue (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House) If the user has Lyla: Task: Make Lyla Calm Donut Homer Down (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House) Lyla: Homer, I'm not going to eat your head. You're a sentient being! Donut Homer: How rude! I may be a little slow, but I'm still human. Lyla: Um, right. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Donut Homer: I'll sneak into the House of Evil and beg the Evil Shopkeeper to change me back to normal! Maybe one more bite before I do— Donut Homer: Hey, what's he saying...? Evil Shopkeeper: Mr. Szyslak, I need payment now! I told everybody that eating Homer's head would bring them good luck! That was the agreement. Donut Homer: What?! Moe set me up?! Moe: Uh, oh. Task: Make Donut Homer Go on a Donut Head Rampage (8h) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Get Pummeled Senseless by a Giant Donut Head (8h, House of Evil or Brown House) If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Regret Life Choices (8h, House of Evil or Brown House) Moe: Okay, okay! Homer, we give! Evil Shopkeeper: Who knew a giant donut head could make such an effective weapon? Moe: He's like a delicious, deep-fried cranium-cracking cronut! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Lenny: There he is! Eat him! Moe: Wait, guys! Ya can't eat Homer. The Evil Shopkeeper was lyin' because I paid him. Evil Shopkeeper: All you gain from eating this oaf's head is mild indigestion and an evening spent on the toilet. Carl: Aw, man, I really wanted that good luck! Lenny: Carl and I have been luckless for thirty years. Moe: Homer, I'm real sorry folks tried to chew off your gorgeous, glazed head. I guess I was just jealous of the attention you was gettin' . Donut Homer: I understand, Moe. And I think I know someone who can help you! Task: Make Donut Homer Ask Old Scratch for a Favor (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Make Moe Special Too (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Finally Stand Out (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Donut Homer: There you go, Moe! You're all set. Old Scratch: Always happy to help a friend of Homer's! Moe: Aw geez, guys, this is great! Moe: Look at me, everybody! I got a giant pickle for a head! FemmeFatale: Ewww! You stink like pickle juice! Go away! Moe: Maybe I shoulda gone with a boiled egg... Quest reward: 200 and 20

More Pain, No Gain

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 1

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Torture Coach: That's it, class...lift and twist and jab and poke...find where your victim's pain is most extreme. Hell Principals: Coach, may I have a word? Torture Coach: Certainly, boss. Class, keep your pitchforks red hot while I'm gone. Hell Principals: Sorry to interrupt but I just got off the horn with legal. There's a complication with your employment contract. Torture Coach: *gasp* It's not my benefits, is it? I really need the free daycare. Torture Coach Jr. has grown to love where he is. Hell Principals: No, no. It seems that when we hired you away from Torment Inc. we overlooked a non-compete clause. Hell Principals: You're going to need to go on a sabbatical until it's sorted out. Torture Coach: Paid? Hell Principals: Unpaid. Torture Coach: *sigh* I'll tell my class to cool their pitchforks. Task: Make Torture Coach Head to the Bar (3h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Hell Principals: Task: Make Hell Principals Review the Contract with Legal (3h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House) Torture Coach: I also found out that sabbatical means loss of daycare, which is why Torture Coach Jr. is with me. Demon Moe: I don't give a toot, but he can't sit at my bar. This may be Hell, but we got laws. Torture Coach: *sigh* Son, go sit in a booth and Daddy will get you an apple juice. Demon Moe: Best I can do is an apple martini. Torture Coach: Just water then. Demon Moe: If he don't like martinis he aint gonna like the water either. Quest reward: 100 and 10

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 2

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Hell Teacher: Since we broke up, he's been posting lies about me on Flamebook. He updated his relationship status to "It's complicated". Hell Teacher: What's complicated, Kevin?! We broke up! It's pretty simple! Demon Moe: Yeah, whatever. Sounds like a real pain. You still nursing that drink? Torture Coach: You should just torture him. Torture Coach: Tape his eyelids open and make him watch '80s workout videos, or cover the iron maiden spikes with sriracha sauce. Torture Coach: It's a classic that I put a twist on. Hell Teacher: Wow, those are great. I'm gonna do them both! Thanks! *runs out the door* Demon Moe: You're pretty good at that torture stuff. You could do that for a living. Torture Coach: I WAS doing it for a living. But...you're right. I don't need some two-headed principal to give me permission to do it! I can torture pro bono! Demon Moe: You should charge a little...enough to pay your drink tab. I got a business to run here. Task: Make Torture Coach Go Pro Bono (1h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House) If the user has Demon Moe: Task: Make Demon Moe Refill the Peanuts (1h, Hell Moe's, Moe's Tavern, Hell's Kitchen, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House) Old Scratch: You want me to donate my gym so you can offer torture classes to my customers? Torture Coach: Full disclosure, I'm gonna record the classes and put them on ViewTube. Torture Coach: I can make a heck of a lot more that way than teaching little twerps at Hellementary School. Old Scratch: I'm gonna need 25% of the take. Torture Coach: How 'bout 15%! Old Scratch: How 'bout 20% and I don't turn you to ash where you stand. Torture Coach: Sounds like a deal. Quest reward: 100 and 10

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 3

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Torture Coach: Alright class...choke up on the bat-o-nails and swing! Put your hips into it! Hell Scientist: This is great! I'm learning torture techniques I can use for all eternity AND getting a workout! Torture Coach: Kevin, look into the camera when you say that. And those of you watching at home, don't forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell. Task: Make Torture Coach Demonstrate Proper Nail Bat Technique (8h, Old Scratch's Gym, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell Labs or Brown House) Old Scratch: So how are we doing with revenue on our ViewTube channel? Torture Coach: Building revenue takes time. Old Scratch: I'll live forever but I don't want to wait forever. Now show Old Scratch some scratch! Torture Coach: We're up to...fourteen cents. 20% of that is 2.8 cents. You want it now? Quest reward: 100 and 10

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 4

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Torture Coach: Keep running! Get those knees up! Higher! *snaps whip* Hell Teacher: I thought you were teaching US to torture, not to BE tortured! Torture Coach: In order to dole out torment one must feel the torment. Therein lies true enlightenment. Hell Scientist: But we didn't ask for enlightenment. We just wanted to learn some cool torture tips! Torture Coach: You get what you paid for. And you paid nothing. Now RUN! Task: Make Torture Coach Whip Class Into Shape (4h) Old Scratch: Alright, so I paid for your new camera, lights, microphones and your wardrobe... Torture Coach: I can't look like a schlub on ViewTube. Old Scratch: And I've made a grand total of... *checks ViewTube account* one dollar and thirty-four cents. Torture Coach: Um...may I remind you— Old Scratch: Yes, I know! 20% of one dollar and thirty-four cents!! Quest reward: 100 and 10

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 5

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Hell Principals: Coach, it looks like everything is fine now. We've cleared up the concern over your non-compete clause with Torment Inc. Torture Coach: I hope our lawyers raked them over the coals! Hell Principals: Uh...our lawyers asked nicely, and they said they didn't remember you. Torture Coach: *gasp* After all the years I tortured for that company... Task: Make Torture Coach Mope Back to Hellementary School (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell's Kitchen or Brown House) Torture Coach: Alright, kids. Today's lesson...lightning bolt electroshock. Beelzebart: I'm so glad to have you back. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 1

After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark: Demon Moe: Say, Homer, since you're about to leave Hell, I was wonderin'... could you do me a favor when you head back upstairs. Homer: Oh, no! I have to climb stairs?! This is hell! Demon Moe: Uh, no. I mean when you leave Hell and go back to Springfield. Demon Moe: I was thinkin' youse could invite the mortal Moe down here to get a preview of what he's got in store when he gets down here. Homer: Are you sure this is where Moe's coming? I think he's a pretty good guy. Demon Moe: Hoo boy. You don't know the dark side of Moe. Task: Make Demon Moe Ask Homer for a Favor (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Agree to Do a Favor for Demon Moe (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Homer: So there are two Moes? Demon Moe: No, I'm just the guy in charge of what he's gonna face when his butt lands here in Hades. Homer: So you're like his guardian angel? Demon Moe: Let's just go with that. I'm the guardian angel with the horns, a tail, and death breath. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer: Hey, Demon Moe! I brought regular Moe down like you asked. Demon Moe: Why'd you bring Lenny and Carl too? Lenny: Homer said he was going to Cool Moe's. Carl: We never met a Cool Moe so we had to come. Moe: I don't get it. What is this place? Demon Moe: This is where you're gonna spend eternity, pal. Moe: Aw, geez. In the afterlife, I was hopin' to get out of the servin'-drinks-to-jerks business. Task: Make Demon Moe Explain Moe's Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Balk at His Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Moe: Wait, so I'll have a miserable life, die, and spend a miserable eternity in this dump? Demon Moe: Pretty much, yeah. Hope yer into smokey, hot, and sweaty. Moe: What'd I do to deserve this? Demon Moe: The watering down of drinks, the rhino horn business... Moe: Big deal! Everybody does that. Lenny: The shotgunning, the cheating at cards... Carl: Selling rotten eggs, clubbing innocent rats... Moe: Okay, everybody, stop already. I get it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 3

After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark: Moe: So your job is to torment me for eternity after I die? Demon Moe: Like I always say: "Find a job you enjoy doing and you'll never have to work a day in your life". Right, Twainy? MarkTwain: I wish I'd never said a lot of things. Moe: And so you'll have to stay with me forever, in all my gripin', complaining and general miserableness. That's gonna be fun for you? Demon Moe: Yep...wait, no. Demon Moe: I may not have thought this through. Moe: I can see that. *chuckles* Task: Make Demon Moe Become Horrifically Depressed (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Enjoy Sharing the Pain (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4

After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark: Demon Moe: I concocted this eternal torment for you. It was s'posed to be really great! Moe: It is great. You did a good job. Demon Moe: But all I've done is set myself up to be miserable alongside you forever. Moe: You ain't no Prince Charming yerself, pal. Demon Moe: I don't like to look on the bright side, but it ain't all bad. I do own a bar, and that's pretty sweet. Moe: That's the spirit. And I'll cover for ya on ladies' nights down here. Demon Moe: Good luck with Lizzy Borden and Ma Barker. They are a couple of mean drunks! Task: Make Demon Moe Relax and Enjoy Life (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5

After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark: Moe: Well, I guess I'll head back home. Probably be seeing you soon, though. *sigh* Demon Moe: There's still hope. Go to church, fold yer hands, and pray to the guy upstairs. If that works, you could go to heaven and I get to keep the bar. Moe: Hey, you really think I got a shot at heaven? Demon Moe: I don't wanna lie to you, but I'm gonna...sure you got a shot! If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Wander Home (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Make Demon Moe Propose a Toast for Regular Moe (2h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Hell Scientist: So he just went back home? Demon Moe: Yep. I can't help feelin' bad for the guy. Hell Scientist: We should drink a toast to Moe. Demon Moe: That's a real sweet thought. Demon Moe: On the other hand, it seems like a waste of good alcohol. Moe wouldn't want that. Hell Scientist: A FREE drink...to Moe! Demon Moe: Get outta my bar, you bum! Demon Moe: *pulls out baseball bat* Sweet thought is over! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Roamin' Holiday

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 1

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: Old Scratch: Hey pal, great job, but HR says you have to use up some of your vacation days. Demon Technician: No time for that. Besides, screams of agony are my vacation. Demon Technician: Who would take a day off when one's job is to create so many horrifying pleas for mercy? Old Scratch: You do have it pretty sweet. Task: Make Demon Technician Fine Tune Torture Device (8h, Torture Conveyor Belt) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Worry About HR Violations (8h, Hellscape or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: Hell Teacher: Excuse me...um, sir. HR asked me to come down and speak with you. Demon Technician: Why doesn't HR come talk to me themselves? Hell Teacher: Frankly, sir, they're afraid of you. Demon Technician: That's fair. Hell Teacher: So...how 'bout taking a break and using up some of that vacation time? Demon Technician: Just as soon as I get my Eye-Poking Machine recalibrated. Can you help me out? Hell Teacher: Uh, I'm not really — OW! It's missing my eye and picking my nose! Demon Technician: Damn...more recalibration is needed. Task: Make Demon Technician Perfect Eye-Poking Tech (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House) If the user has Hell Teacher: Task: Make Hell Teacher Leave in a Hurry (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: Torture Coach: Say, Sid, the boss has asked me to talk to you. You need to take a break, or you're gonna get us all in trouble. Demon Technician: Yeah, yeah, just as soon as I finish testing the new Gut Inverter. Demon Technician: Hey, you want to see it in action? Torture Coach: Well... Demon Technician: No guts, no gory! Torture Coach: AAAGGHHH! It works! It works! Task: Make Demon Technician Torture With Sadistic Glee (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt) If the user has Torture Coach: Task: Make Torture Coach Watch the Master at Work (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt, Hellscape or Brown House) Torture Coach: Boy, with all the screaming, you'd think they wouldn't have the breath to ask for more coffee. Demon Technician: We do like to make our victims feel at home...and in pain. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 4

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: God: Hey man, gonna need you to take a vacation. Demon Technician: You're the head of HR? God: Nah. I was passing through and HR asked me to do them a favor. God: Even God takes vacations. I've been off all year. Haven't you noticed the world has gone to Hell? Demon Technician: Wow, I guess I've been too busy to notice. God: Take a day and come along with me to Krustyland. You can hear people scream my name in terror. Task: Make Demon Technician Tag Along to Krustyland (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House) If the user has God: Task: Make God Ride the Tooth Chipper Over and Over (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House) God: See, that was fun! And it's healthy to get your mind off work for a bit. Demon Technician: Are you kidding? I've got so many new ideas now. I can't wait to get back to the shop! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 5

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: Demon Technician: I'm back from my vacation! I didn't exactly relax, though. Old Scratch: Hey, whatever. I just needed HR off my back. Now I can tell them to go to He — uh, go to Here. Demon Technician: And look at this backlog of damned souls that need processing. I'm in Heaven! By which I mean Hell! 'Task: Make Demon Technician Do What He Does Best (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt) Quest reward: 200 and 20