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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Cirque du Springfield content update/A Run for Their Funny Gameplay
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A Run for Their Funny
A Run for Their Funny Pt. 1
After the user logs in on February 18th:
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So wait…the Ding-A-Ling Bros. Ringmaster used to be the Bailey in Burnsum and Bailey Circus?
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That's right. I was running an ethical, animal-friendly, family circus until this crook forced me out.
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I didn't force you out. I tried to kill you! You cheated death and I hate cheaters.
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To me, it seems like Bailey wasn't willing to compromise his integrity for profit. I applaud that.
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Thank you. You see, Burnsum, even the eight-year-old can spot a phony.
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To heck with your integrity. Why shouldn't I profit by making people feel better about themselves by gawking at freaks.
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I gotta say, Lis', I'm with Burnsum on this one. Nothing beats a good freak show.
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Ha! There you have it, Bailey. Even the little orphan boy can see the magic I bring.
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I'm not an orphan. I have a mom and sort of a dad.
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Eh, that's fair.
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Task :Collect Hippo Juice [x115] Task: Make Bart Bicker With Lisa (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree, Circuit Circus, Circus of Values or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Bicker With Bart (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree, Circuit Circus, Circus of Values or Homes) Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
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A Run for Their Funny Pt. 2
After completing A Run for Their Funny Pt. 1:
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Mr. Bailey, I'd like to come work for your circus and show my brother what integrity looks like.
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Wonderful! You can work in the ticket office.
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Oh yeah? Well I'd like to work for you, Burnsum.
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Excellent! You can work shoveling elephant dung.
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Oh, boy! What's dung?
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Hold the phone. I'm not letting my children run off with any circus.
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Mom, just back me up on this one. Pleeease?
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Well, I suppose I could keep an eye on you to make sure you're okay. Homer, could you look after Bart?
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Aww, parenting sucks!
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Task :Collect Hippo Juice [x115] Task: Make Lisa Join the Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Task: Make Marge Join the Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Task: Make Homer Join the Burnsum and Bailey Circus (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Task: Make Bart Join the Burnsum and Bailey Circus (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
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A Run for Their Funny Pt. 3
After completing A Run for Their Funny Pt. 2:
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Welcome to the circus. I look forward to working with you.
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The pleasure is all mine. And I love that hazel speck in your eye—
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Bup-bup. There will be no workplace fraternization between the freaks.
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I'm not one of your freaks.
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But you're more grotesque than any! You must be constantly chased by villagers with pitchforks!
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Sometimes. Not constantly.
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You've given me an idea! I must expand my freak show. But how?
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What if we mess up non-freaks and turn them INTO freaks?
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I like the cut of your jib, boy. Everyone in town will marvel at our collection of delightful deformities!
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Task :Collect Hippo Juice [x115] Task: Make Bart Look for People to Disfigure (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Task: Make Homer Oversee the Disfigurations (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
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You sleep in a pile of straw, you eat from a bucket of oats, you poop where you want...you're living the dream!
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It's great if you can put up with all the people pointing and throwing rotten fruit at you.
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Mmm…rotten fruit.
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There will be no rotten fruit if you don't get your hooves out there and hee-haw for the crowds.
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Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
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I was talking to the Human Donkey, you horse's ass!
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Whiiinnniiiie!
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Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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A Run for Their Funny Pt. 4
After completing A Run for Their Funny Pt. 3:
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So, Mr. Bailey, how can I help the Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus?
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I'm not sure you'll have the chance. Burnsum's profit-oriented approach is putting us out of business.
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What about just giving the people a spectacular show?
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Nowadays people get their spectacular shows on their cell phones. What about you, Scuzzo? Any ideas?
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Huh? Sorry. I was watching something spectacular on my cell phone.
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How about an old-fashioned clown throwdown?
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Our clowns versus theirs. I like it. No lions this time, though.
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Absolutely not! People don't want to see clowns get hurt.
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Is Lisa right, Scuzzo?
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I'm not about to volunteer to get hurt. And I'm pretty sure none of my clowns are either.
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Not even Blitzy?
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Nope.
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The Boobsy Twins?
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Not a chance.
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Bing Bong?
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Don't think so.
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Dr. Pickles?
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Negative.
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*sigh* That's it.
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What, you're out of clown names?
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All the funny ones.
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Task :Collect Hippo Juice [x155] Task: Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Task: Make Marge Comfort Lisa (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
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A Run for Their Funny Pt. 5
After completing A Run for Their Funny Pt. 4:
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Thanks for reprising your circus persona, Krusty. Or should I say, "Soggy the Clown".
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With the moola you're paying me, I'll be Soggy any day of the week and twice on Sunday!
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I just hope I can cover the loan I took out to pay your salary. The collateral was…alarming.
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Pay up by the end of the month or the giraffe gets a piano wire necktie.
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Alright, Soggy, get out there and give the people of Springfield a great show!
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Uh…what people?
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What the — where'd everyone go?!
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Maybe they finally realized that circuses are just a bunch of smoke and mirrors.
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Nah, they're all over at that other tent. The one with the smoke and mirrors!
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Task :Collect Hippo Juice [x195] Task: Make Lisa See What's Going On (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) If the user has Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster: Task: Make Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Follow the Smoke and Mirrors (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) If the user has Soggy the Clown: Task: Make Fat Tony Make a Threatening Gesture (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes
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Step right up, mesdames and messieurs! Witness true feats of amazing! I give you…Cirque de Puree!
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The only circus that does not believe in the exploitation of animals for entertainment!
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Wow, a circus with actual integrity! Mom, can we go? Please?!
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But we're already working for Ding-A-Ling Bros.
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But this one's better.
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Fine. But no more circuses or I'll scream like a howler monkey!
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I'd actually like that.
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Ooooooo!
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Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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