The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song

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"The Loading The Criminal Into The Cruiser Song"

Song Information

Characters:	Clancy Wiggum
Appearance(s):	Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

"The Loading The Criminal Into The Cruiser Song" is a song at the Wiggum Sings' Em.

Lyrics

Pipe down, scumbag, get in back,

Or I will give you a whack.

You should not have stolen that car,

Wait for me while I'm in the bar..

Pipe down, scumbag, if you stay here.

I will bring you back a beer.