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The Coff-Diddly-Offin

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The Coff-Diddly-Offin
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Comic Story information
Released: September 2010
Comic series: Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror
Pages: 9
Written by: Kelvin Mao

The Coff-Diddly-Offin is a Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror story first printed in The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror #16.


Todd's heart has stopped, and Ned asks Rod to get the portable defibrillator but it turns out that Homer borrowed it to make hot sandwiches. Ned is now really angry at Homer, because he always borrows his stuff and now his son is dead because of that, and decides to get revenge.

A few days later, when Homer is in his hammock, he smells the scent of donuts coming from Flanders' garage. Homer goes to Ned, who says he is just making a little BLT while he TCB's. Ned then says that he saved all the bacon fat for his car. Ned shows him his new invention: an automatic food stuffer. He says that you just drop in your favorite food and it will stuff it up with any tasty filling you like. Homer asks if it can be used on donuts, to which Ned replies that it can but first he needs some donuts. Homer drives away to get some donuts. When Homer comes back he accidentally runs over Ned. He starts looking for Ned, but when he doesn't find him, he goes in the garage and tries out Ned's new machine. Homer slips on some bacon fat and ends up in the machine. But Homer doesn't care; he thinks it's like a donut hot tub. The machine starts to walk away with Homer inside while he eats the donuts in the machine. The machine comes to a cemetery and starts digging. When Homer finishes off the last of the donuts, he is buried under his own tombstone. Outside the tombstone is devil Ned, who says that it looks like Homer finally bit off more than he could chew.


Comic issue Release date Country
Simpsons Comics #190 September 29, 2011 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus Vol. 1: Scary Tales & Scarier Tentacles August 2, 2022 Flag of the United States.png

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