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The Buying Donuts at the Lard Lad Song

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"The Buying Donuts at the Lard Lad Song"
Song Information
Characters: Clancy Wiggum
Writer(s): Original: Robert Burns
Appearance(s): Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

"The Buying Donuts at the Lard Lad Song" is a song in the Wiggum Sings' Em.

Lyrics

These dozen donuts that I bought
Are mine, mine, all mine!
I will feel a deep sense of shame
When i get back in line!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "Auld Lang Syne".

Appearances