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| − | *'''December 5th''': Turn off the TV Yule log and light one in a digital fireplace instead, like the olden days. Play today and see what families did before phones and TV! | + | *'''April 10th''': Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather? |
| − | ::Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the donuts are so delightful. Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Get BONUS donuts – now in select packs!
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} update page! |
| − | :::The Angel Lisa hath cometh! She’s here to saveth an elementary school Christmas pageant, and to teach me how to spell-eth.
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| − | ::::Need a date for prom? Young Barney has arrived, and he’s got a corsage with your name on it. Snatch him up now while he still has potential.
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| − | :::::Unlock the Festive Carolers and bring some Christmas cheer to your Springfield. Because nothing says the holidays like ugly sweaters and out-of-key singing.
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| − | ::::::‘Tis the season of giving, but who says you can’t give to yourself? Gobble up some Holiday Donuts today and get BONUS Donuts in every pack!
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| − | :::::::Age is just a number. And numbers are just…incredibly important. So, get Young Grampa and relive your heyday today!
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| − | ::::::::Skip the lines at the mall and celebrate Christmas with your very own Santa Homie! His beard might be fake but his belly sure is real!
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| − | :::::::::Just because you can’t afford a home in this market doesn’t mean you can’t get yourself a Toy Fortress! It even comes with a teeny tiny mortgage.
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| − | ::::::::::Only 361 shopping days until next Christmas! Get the Holiday Mystery Box today and enjoy an early present to make the next 51 weeks fly by!
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} page! | |
Latest revision as of 17:25, April 7, 2024
- April 10th: Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather?
- Find all about the event in the The Simpsanos update page!
