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− | *'''October 3rd''': Behind every great man is a woman, and behind every great Dracula is a bat-woman hanging upside down. Get Countess Dracula today! | + | *'''April 10th''': Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather? |
− | ::Something wicked this way comes… and she’s coming with donuts! Get this witch as a bonus today when you purchase a Truckload of 300 Donuts!
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} update page! |
− | :::Help Frankenstein’s Monster and Julienstein get away from all those pitchfork-wielding townsfolk with the Monster’s Castle. They booked it on AirBnBoo.
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− | ::::We’re seeing RED! And it’s not blood. Count Dracula is a Republican! Get Count Dracula today and watch him drain the life out of the liberal agenda.
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− | :::::They say don’t make deals with the Devil, but the rules are unclear on making deals FOR the Devil! Talk to Gil before this deal goes down to Georgia.
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− | ::::::The Cursed Forest might sound creepy but don’t be fooled by the name. It’s the perfect place to picnic. And, also, disappear forever.
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− | :::::::This ain’t no love triangle – it’s a love pyramid. Unwrap Act 3 today and help Amenhet and Womenhet get their mummy mojo back!
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− | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}} page! | |
Latest revision as of 17:25, April 7, 2024
- April 10th: Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather?
- Find all about the event in the The Simpsanos update page!