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Stogie's Song

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"Stogie's Song"
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Song Information
Singers: Kevin Michael Richardson
Characters: Stogie
Length: First part: 0:30
Second part: 0:40
Writer(s): Jeff Martin
Appearance(s): "Moho House"

"Stogie's Song" is a song sung and played by Stogie. The song was about Moe's love for Marge, even though she is with Homer.

Lyrics

First part

It was hopeless, I knew,
Knew from the start.
Her hair was blue,
As blue as my heart.
Her husband was fat,
And not very smart.
So I'm writing this song,
To tell you it's wrong,
To love an elephant's wife.
It's wrong, baby.

Second part

It must've been Moho.
For Homer and Marge.
They got back their mojo,
And now they're living large.
Still I hear you sayin',
What happens to Moe?
He'll go back to his hellhole,
That's the ending of the show.
Except for the tag.

Appearances