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:'''Doctor:''' Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility. | :'''Doctor:''' Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility. | ||
:'''Marge:''' Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is. | :'''Marge:''' Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is. | ||
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:'''"Michael Jackson"''': Bart, either Michael Jackson is in a recording studio in Los Angeles or he is right here in your house offering to help you. It is up to you as to what you believe. | :'''"Michael Jackson"''': Bart, either Michael Jackson is in a recording studio in Los Angeles or he is right here in your house offering to help you. It is up to you as to what you believe. | ||
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- Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
- Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
- Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!
- "Michael Jackson": Bart, are you not concerned that Lisa is upset? When I was growing up and did not have a lot of money, do you know what I did when one of my sisters' birthdays came up?
- Bart: You stiffed them?
- "Michael Jackson": No! I wrote them a song.
- Bart holds up a cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller to show that Michael Jackson is black
- Bart: Hello Looney Tunes, this is Michael Jackson! Can you see the difference?
- "Michael Jackson": Bart, either Michael Jackson is in a recording studio in Los Angeles or he is right here in your house offering to help you. It is up to you as to what you believe.
