Simpson and Delilah/Quotes
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Quotes
- Sign at The Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman, the store where Homer buys his suits: YOU RIP IT, YOU BUY IT.
- Homer: (strangling Bart) BOY! MUST! DIE!
Bart: I love you, Dad!
Homer: D'oh! (stops strangling) Dirty trick. Okay, I'm not going to kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!
Bart: It is?! - Mr. Burns (after hearing about how much Homer defrauded the company for his Dimoxomil): BLAST HIS HIDE TO HADES!!
- [After hearing Dimoxinil is one thousand dollars]
Homer: A thousand bucks!? I can't afford that!
Salesclerk: Hmm...well, we do have a product which is more in your price range, however...
[pulls out giant jug labeled "Hair in a Drum" with a twenty dollar price sticker]
Salesclerk: I must assure you, that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental. audio clip
- Last lines of episode
- Homer: I cannot believe it. I am stuck in the same old dead-end job that I was before and the kids are going to hate me because I am now unable to afford the things they wanted.
- Marge: Your job has always put food on our table, Homer, and the kids will get over it.
- Homer: But how about our realtionship? I am bald and ugly.
- Marge: Homer...breaks into song...You are so beautiful, to me.
