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Nobody's Purrfect/Quotes

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Hans Moleman: [reading one of Lisa's cat adoption posters] His name is Wiggles. That was my name in the Navy Seals.

Krusty: Free cats? I might work a few into my act at that price.

Homer: [talking to Smithers] Sure the cat is free, but the food is...
Lisa: Dad!
Homer: ...free, too.