Menace Tooth Society

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Menace Tooth Society is a song from You Kent Always Say What You Want. The music was written by Alf Clausen and Scott Clausen (Alf's son) and the lyrics by Tim Long. Apparently, the film and song was only supposed to be aired one time only, and even then only in Canada, but the Springfield Dentists used the film without Ludacris's permission.

Lyrics

I'm the enemy of the cavity.

Unstoppable like gravity.

So brush with regularity.

Or you will face calamity.

I'll see you in Atlanta, G.A.

Dirty, dirty mouth, y'all!