Medium T-Shirt

Medium T-Shirt is a short ditty performed by Ethan (voiced by Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords) in the episode Elementary School Musical. The music is by Clement and his partner Bret McKenzie and the lyrics by Tim Long.

Lyrics

Ethan:

Knock knock.

Kurt:

Lisa, I'm Kurt, and this is Ethan.

Ethan:

We are the counselors slash musical directors slash community outreach liaisons slash counselors.

Kurt:

[whispering] You said "counselors" twice.

Ethan:

[also whispering] We do a lot of counseling.

Kurt:

[still whispering] Yeh, but we don't do twice as much counseling.

Ethan:

[still whispering] Well, don't question me in front of the children!

Kurt:

[still whispering] She can't hear us! We're stage whispering!

Lisa:

I can hear ya.

Kurt:

[no longer whispering] No, you can't.

Ethan:

Okay, Lisa. Let's get your camp T-shirt.

[strums guitar]

All our camp T-shirts are medium,

Well, I hope you wear medium, girl.

Huh!