Marjorie (song)
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Marjorie is a song sung by Jackson Browne and Homer in the episode Brake My Wife, Please. It is a parody of Browne's song "Rosie" from the album "Running on Empty." The parody lyrics were written by Tim Long. It is the nineteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Luigi:
- And now, Marge, I bring-a you the main-a course-a. Electric recording artist slash-a political activist-a, Jackson-a Browne-a.
- Marge:
- Ooh, the Pretender.
- Jackson Browne:
- When Homer told me about this special night, I just had to be a part of it. I'm here to serenade you with a song.
- Crowd:
- YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
- Jackson Browne:
- From my latest album.
- Crowd:
- Awwwwwwwwww.
- Jackson Browne:
- Just kidding. Here's one of my many classics.
- Homer:
- That I fixed with new words.
- Jackson Browne:
- (starts playing piano)
- You hooked up in high school,
- Now you've come so far.
- And you started to hate him
- And hit him with your car.
- Homer:
- So I threw you a fancy banquet
- And now you can't stay mad.
- How 'bout a makeup snuggle?
- It would be so rad.
- Jackson Browne:
- Margie, you're all right,
- You wear my ring,
- When you hold me tight,
- Margie, that's my thing,
- When you turn out the light,
- I've got to hand it to me.
- It looks like it's me and you again tonight,
- Marjorie.
- Marge:
- Oh, I'm really touched by how much you care. I love you, too.
- Homer:
- So, uh, you don't wanna kill me anymore?
- Marge:
- Only with kisses. (Homer whimpers) Oh, don't be a wuss!
- (she kisses him)
- Jackson Browne:
- Looks like it's me and you again tonight,
- Marjorie.
