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[Title appears. The exterior of Springfield Elementary appears, then shows Principal Skinner walking the halls, humming. He walks up to a locker, wipes his finger on it and, finding it clean, walks away to check if his pocket watch is correct.]

Principal Skinner: Oh, yeah.

[Skinner walks over to measure a bin, with Superintendent Chalmers peeking around the corner.]

Principal Skinner: I have it goin' on.

[Skinner hits a tuning fork against a locker just as the bell rings.]

Principal Skinner: Ho ho, let the good times roll.

'[Chalmers runs up behind the locker, peeks around the corner to see Skinner walk past the Faculty lounge, then sneaks behind him and in to the Lounge.]

Superintendent Chalmers: [to other teachers] Good Lord! A rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!

Edna Krabappel: Oh, Superintendent Chalmers, can I offer you a coffee-flavoured cup of beverine?

Superintendent Chalmers: Ah, I take it gray with creamy. But first, before Skinner shows up, I have a secret announcement: In honour of Seymour's 20th year as principal, we've decided to hold a surprise, tribute ??????????