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| − | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''': (While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing) Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower. | + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''': ''(While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing)'' "Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower." |
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| − | :'''Marge''': Homie, how long do you plan to do this? | + | :'''Marge''': "Homie, how long do you plan to do this?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': I don't know. How long do horses live? | + | :'''Homer''': "I don't know. How long do horses live?" |
| − | :'''Marge''': Thirty years. | + | :'''Marge''': "Thirty years." |
| − | :'''Homer''': D'oh. | + | :'''Homer''': "D'oh." |
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| − | (Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart) | + | :''(Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart)'' |
| − | :'''Apu''': He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had. | + | :'''Apu''': "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy. | + | :'''Homer''': "I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy." |
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| − | :'''Apu''': Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them. | + | :'''Apu''': "Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them." |
| − | Homer: But I eat...oh. | + | Homer: "But I eat...oh." |
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| − | :'''Marge''': We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries. | + | :'''Marge''': "We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have! | + | :'''Homer''': "Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!" |
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| − | :'''Homer''': I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for. | + | :'''Homer''': "I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for." |
| − | :'''Marge''': We can't afford to buy a pony. | + | :'''Marge''': "We can't afford to buy a pony." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony. | + | :'''Homer''': "Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony." |
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Revision as of 23:54, June 23, 2010
- Groundskeeper Willie: (While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing) "Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower."
- Marge: "Homie, how long do you plan to do this?"
- Homer: "I don't know. How long do horses live?"
- Marge: "Thirty years."
- Homer: "D'oh."
- (Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart)
- Apu: "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had."
- Homer: "I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy."
- Apu: "Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them."
Homer: "But I eat...oh."
- Marge: "We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries."
- Homer: "Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!"
- Homer: "I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for."
- Marge: "We can't afford to buy a pony."
- Homer: "Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony."
