Last Exit to Springfield/Quotes
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- Lenny: "So long, dental plan!"
- (Homer looks blankly as the words echo through his mind)
- Lenny's Voice: "Dental plan!"
- Marge's Voice: "Lisa needs braces!"
- Lenny's Voice: "Dental plan!"
- Marge's Voice: "Lisa needs braces!"
- Lenny's Voice: "Dental plan!"
- Marge's Voice: "Lisa needs braces!"
- Lenny's Voice: "Dental plan!"
- Marge's Voice: "Lisa needs braces!"
- Lenny's Voice: "Dental plan!"
- Marge's Voice: "Lisa needs braces!"
- Lenny's Voice: "Dental plan!"
- Marge's Voice: "Lisa needs braces!"
- (Charlie drops a pencil in Homer's butt crack)
- Carl: "Bullseye!"
- Homer: "Thanks a lot, Carl, now I've lost my train of thought!"
- Lenny's Voice: "Dental plan!"
- Marge's Voice: "Lisa needs braces!"
- Lenny's Voice: "Dental plan!"
- Marge's Voice: "Lisa needs braces!"
- Homer: "If we give up our dental plan...I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!"
- Mr. Burns: "We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract."
- Homer's Brain: "Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
- Mr. Burns: "And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
- Homer's Brain: "Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?"
- Mr. Burns: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
- Homer's Brain: "My God! He is coming onto me!"
- Mr. Burns: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckles, winks)"
- Homer's Brain: Aaaaaagh!
- Homer: "Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"
- Homer: (answering the door) "Who is it?"
- Voice: "Goons."
- Homer: "Who?"
- Voice: "Hired goons."
- Homer: "Hired goons?" (opens the door)
- (goons take Homer away)
- Mr. Burns: "This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man. Lets see.
- (Picks up a paper written by one)
- 'It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.'?!! You stupid monkey!"
- (Scrunches it up and throws it at the monkey. It then screams)
- Mr. Burns: Oh, shut up!
- Mr. Burns: "Now, let's get down to business."
- Homer's Brain: "Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?"
- (water drips in the background, Smithers pours a cup of coffee)
- Mr. Burns: "Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a "whiz" to know that you're looking out for "Number One". Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon."
- Homer: Which way to the bathroom?
- Mr. Burns: "Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left."
- (later)
- Mr. Burns: "Find the bathroom alright?"
- Homer: "Uh...yeah."
- Grampa: "We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
- Mr. Burns: "Look at them all, through the darkness I am bringing.
- They're not sad at all. They're actually singing!
- "They sing without juicers.
- "They sing without blenders.
- "They sing without flungers, cabdabblers, and smendlers!"
