Difference between revisions of "Last Exit to Springfield/Quotes"
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract. | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract. | ||
| − | :'''Homer's Brain | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me? |
:'''Mr. Burns''': And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. | :'''Mr. Burns''': And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. | ||
:'''Homer's Brain''': Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me? | :'''Homer's Brain''': Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me? | ||
Revision as of 16:28, March 15, 2010
- Lenny: So long, dental plan!
- [Homer looks blankly as the words echo through his mind]
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- [Charlie drops a pencil in Homer's butt crack]
- Carl: Bullseye!
- Homer: Thanks a lot, Carl, now I've lost my train of thought!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Homer: If we give up our dental plan...I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!
- Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
- Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
- Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
- Homer's Brain: Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
- Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
- Homer's Brain: My God! He is coming onto me!
- Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. [chuckles, winks]
- Homer's Brain: Aaaaaagh!
- Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
- Homer: [answering the door] Who is it?
- Voice: Goons.
- Homer: Who?
- Voice: Hired goons.
- Homer: Hired goons? [opens the door]
- [goons take Homer away]
- Mr. Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man. Lets see. "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times."?!! You stupid monkey!
- Mr. Burns: Now, let's get down to business.
- Homer's Brain: Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?
- [water drips in the background, Smithers pours a cup of coffee]
- Mr. Burns: Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for "Number One". Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.
- Homer: Which way to the bathroom?
- Mr. Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.
- [later]
- Mr. Burns: Find the bathroom alright?
- Homer: Uhhhhhhhh...yeah.
- Mr. Burns:
- "Look at them all, through the darkness I am bringing.
- "They're not sad at all. They're actually singing.
- "They sing without juicers.
- "They sing without blenders.
- "They sing without flungers, cabdabblers, and smendlers!"
