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A '''Koi Pond''' is a yard feature (often artificial) consisting of rocks, plants, one or more waterfalls, and koi fish that live in the pond. A traditional use of a koi pond is as a peaceful place for meditation and contemplation, enhanced by hearing the flowing water and watching the fish.
 
A '''Koi Pond''' is a yard feature (often artificial) consisting of rocks, plants, one or more waterfalls, and koi fish that live in the pond. A traditional use of a koi pond is as a peaceful place for meditation and contemplation, enhanced by hearing the flowing water and watching the fish.
==The Simpsons' Koi Pond==
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==The Simpsons' koi pond==
  
[[Homer Simpson|Homer]] buys [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] a koi pond for an anniversary present. Marge's koi pond, however, proves to be anything '''but''' peaceful, for several reasons:
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[[Homer]] bought [[Marge]] a koi pond for an anniversary present. Marge's koi pond, however, proved to be anything '''but''' peaceful, for several reasons:
*When Marge sits down next to the pond, the first thought that occurs to her is to wonder how much money Homer spent on it.
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*When Marge sat down next to the pond, the first thought that occurred to her was to wonder how much money Homer spent on it.
*A screaming caterpillar (the [[Screamapillar]]) takes up residence at the pond, making so much noise that meditation and contemplation become impossible.
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*A screaming caterpillar (the [[Screamapillar]]) took up residence at the pond, making so much noise that meditation and contemplation became impossible.
*When Homer decides to kill the Screamapillar to be rid of the noise ("What he needs is a visit from kindly old Dr. Foot") an [[EPA Scientist]] appears and tells the Simpsons that they can't kill the Screamapillar because it's an endangered species -- and because it has chosen to live at their pond, they are responsible for its care.
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*When Homer decided to kill the Screamapillar to be rid of the noise ("What he needs is a visit from kindly old Dr. Foot") an [[EPA Scientist]] appeared and told the Simpsons that they couldn't kill the Screamapillar because it was an endangered species -- and because it had chosen to live at their pond, they were responsible for its care.
*Caring for the Screamapillar proves to be a burdensome chore for the Simpsons, as they have to read to it, burp it like a baby, and comfort it back to sleep if it wakes up in the night and starts screaming -- which it does, several times a night.
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*Caring for the Screamapillar proved to be a burdensome chore for the Simpsons, as they had to read to it, burp it like a baby, and comfort it back to sleep if it woke up in the night and started screaming -- which it did, several times a night.
*Finally, the Simpsons get into trouble with the law when Homer thinks he has accidentally killed the Screamapillar and tries to bury it, and the [[Environmental Protection Agency|EPA]] returns in force and catches him in the act. The Screamapillar is OK, but Homer is arrested on the charges of "attempted insecticide" and "aggravated buggery."
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*Finally, the Simpsons got into trouble with the law when Homer thought he had accidentally killed the Screamapillar and tried to bury it, and the [[Environmental Protection Agency|EPA]] returned in force and caught him in the act. The Screamapillar was OK, but Homer was arrested on the charges of "attempted insecticide" and "aggravated buggery."
It isn't known whether the Simpsons keep the koi pond after their issues with the Screamapillar and the EPA are resolved.
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It isn't known whether the Simpsons kept the koi pond after their issues with the Screamapillar and the EPA were resolved.
  
==Other Koi Ponds==
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==Other koi ponds==
  
When [[Walt Warren]] moves in next door to the Simpsons, Marge and [[Lisa]] see him carrying koi fish into the house and conclude that he must have a "water feature" in his backyard -- presumably, a koi pond.
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When [[Walt Warren]] moved in next door to the Simpsons, Marge and [[Lisa]] saw him carrying koi fish into the house and concluded that he must have a "water feature" in his backyard -- presumably, a koi pond.
  
 
==Appearances==
 
==Appearances==

Revision as of 19:23, August 29, 2010

File:Koipond.jpg
The Simpsons' backyard koi pond

A Koi Pond is a yard feature (often artificial) consisting of rocks, plants, one or more waterfalls, and koi fish that live in the pond. A traditional use of a koi pond is as a peaceful place for meditation and contemplation, enhanced by hearing the flowing water and watching the fish.

The Simpsons' koi pond

Homer bought Marge a koi pond for an anniversary present. Marge's koi pond, however, proved to be anything but peaceful, for several reasons:

  • When Marge sat down next to the pond, the first thought that occurred to her was to wonder how much money Homer spent on it.
  • A screaming caterpillar (the Screamapillar) took up residence at the pond, making so much noise that meditation and contemplation became impossible.
  • When Homer decided to kill the Screamapillar to be rid of the noise ("What he needs is a visit from kindly old Dr. Foot") an EPA Scientist appeared and told the Simpsons that they couldn't kill the Screamapillar because it was an endangered species -- and because it had chosen to live at their pond, they were responsible for its care.
  • Caring for the Screamapillar proved to be a burdensome chore for the Simpsons, as they had to read to it, burp it like a baby, and comfort it back to sleep if it woke up in the night and started screaming -- which it did, several times a night.
  • Finally, the Simpsons got into trouble with the law when Homer thought he had accidentally killed the Screamapillar and tried to bury it, and the EPA returned in force and caught him in the act. The Screamapillar was OK, but Homer was arrested on the charges of "attempted insecticide" and "aggravated buggery."

It isn't known whether the Simpsons kept the koi pond after their issues with the Screamapillar and the EPA were resolved.

Other koi ponds

When Walt Warren moved in next door to the Simpsons, Marge and Lisa saw him carrying koi fish into the house and concluded that he must have a "water feature" in his backyard -- presumably, a koi pond.

Appearances