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KangFast!

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General
KangFast!
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Comic Story information
Released: September 8, 1999
Comic series: Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror
Pages: 1


KangFast! is a fictional advert first printed in Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror: Heebie-Jeebie Hullabaloo.

Description

"KangFast!® is not a cunning plan to introduce muscle-weakening hormones into the populace in order to make humans slower targets, nor is it an internal spicing mechanism to make humans tastier. It's the revolutionary fat-obliteration formula that will make you a newer you."



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