Homie the Clown/Quotes

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Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music

Lenny: Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire.

Four clowns tumble into room to clown music

Homer: Clowns are funny.

Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame

Carl and Charlie: AUGH! HELP US!

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Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement

Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.

Lisa: If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you.

Homer: Thanks, honey. Bank shot! [bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]

Lisa: Wow! That's good aim, Dad.

Homer: Well, it was my major.

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:Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!

Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.

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:Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle --

Homer: [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle.

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Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.

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Luigi: "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."

(people get mad)

Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty."

(people forgive him)

Luigi: "Yeah, you see how you scum."

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Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty

Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson!

Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?

Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.

Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?

Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi!

Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?

Homer: Benedict Arnold!

Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?

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