Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment/Quotes

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Bart: (about Hell) Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?

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(While in Sunday School; Bart raised his hand)

Mrs. Albright: Yes, Bart?

Bart: Are there pirates in Hell?

Mrs. Albright: Yes, thousands of them.

Bart: (rubs hands) Hoo hoo, baby!

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(In bed, Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.)

Marge: But Homer, I’m afraid that cable has become an evil presence in our home.

Homer: (Sternly) Marge, I never put my foot down about anything.

Marge: No--

Homer: But I am severely tempted to do it over this. (Raises foot)

Marge: Oh, Homer.

Homer: Marge, I’m sorry. I think it’s coming down.

Marge: No, Homer! Not--

Homer: (Sticks foot over floor) It’s coming down. My foot, it’s--

Marge: No!

Homer: That’s it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down)

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(Bart and the family watch TV.)

Bart: Oh, cool! This is where “Jaws” eats the boat! … Man, this is where “Die Hard” jumps through the window. … (Laughs) Whoa! This is where “Wall Street” gets arrested! (Chuckles)