Difference between revisions of "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily/Quotes"
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Girl''': Mom! You mother us too much! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Mom''': Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you! |
| − | :'' | + | :''The children depart for school. Dad enters living room.'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Marge! A spider got near the car keys! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Mom''': You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie. |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Dad:''': Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear. |
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:''Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.'' | :''Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.'' | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lady''': Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened? |
| − | :''Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop | + | :''Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop the boy's head.'' |
| − | : | + | :Milhouse: We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One! |
:''Springfield Elementary.'' | :''Springfield Elementary.'' | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Boy'''{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse? |
:''Milhouse is suffering from ultralow body temperatures and is shivering.'' | :''Milhouse is suffering from ultralow body temperatures and is shivering.'' | ||
| − | : | + | :Milhouse{talking to himself}: So cold...so very cold. |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Mom:'''"I miss how Bart would say something and end with Dude." |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Boy:'''"Here you go, Todd, the city edition." |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Man:'''"The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?" |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Girl:"'''Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality." |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Woman''': Come on Bart, your younger sister is not complaining. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Boy''': The only reason Maggie is not complaining is because she cannot talk! |
| − | :'' | + | :''The baby removes her pacifier.'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Baby''': Daddily doodily! |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Mom''': The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need! |
| − | :'' | + | :''Dad is shocked by what Mom unitentionally said and ushers her out.'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us! |
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 15:40, July 26, 2010
- Girl: Mom! You mother us too much!
- Mom: Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you!
- The children depart for school. Dad enters living room.
- Dad: Marge! A spider got near the car keys!
- Mom: You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie.
- Dad:: Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear.
- Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.
- Lady: Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened?
- Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop the boy's head.
- Milhouse: We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One!
- Springfield Elementary.
- Boy{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse?
- Milhouse is suffering from ultralow body temperatures and is shivering.
- Milhouse{talking to himself}: So cold...so very cold.
Mom:"I miss how Bart would say something and end with Dude."
Boy:"Here you go, Todd, the city edition."
Man:"The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?"
Girl:"Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality."
- Woman: Come on Bart, your younger sister is not complaining.
- Boy: The only reason Maggie is not complaining is because she cannot talk!
- The baby removes her pacifier.
- Baby: Daddily doodily!
- Mom: The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!
- Dad is shocked by what Mom unitentionally said and ushers her out.
- Dad: Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us!
