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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | :'''Captain Bowditch''' | + | :'''Captain Bowditch:''' |
:My name is Joseph Bowditch | :My name is Joseph Bowditch | ||
:from a seaport known as Mystic. | :from a seaport known as Mystic. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Way, heal away | :Way, heal away | ||
:we'll heal away, Joe. | :we'll heal away, Joe. | ||
| − | :'''Captain Bowditch''' | + | :'''Captain Bowditch:''' |
:I sail at dawn bound for Cape Horn | :I sail at dawn bound for Cape Horn | ||
:and counseling holistic. | :and counseling holistic. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Way, heal away | :Way, heal away | ||
:we'll heal away, Joe. | :we'll heal away, Joe. | ||
| − | :'''Captain Bowditch''' | + | :'''Captain Bowditch:''' |
:We'll work your conflicts out | :We'll work your conflicts out | ||
:through sailing's therapeutic powers. | :through sailing's therapeutic powers. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Swab, role-play | :Swab, role-play | ||
:we'll heal away, Joe. | :we'll heal away, Joe. | ||
| − | :'''Captain Bowditch''' | + | :'''Captain Bowditch:''' |
:The fresh water is limited | :The fresh water is limited | ||
:so please combine your showers. | :so please combine your showers. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Gay, we're not gay | :Gay, we're not gay | ||
:so that's okay, Joe | :so that's okay, Joe | ||
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:we'll heal away, Joe | :we'll heal away, Joe | ||
| − | :'''Captain Bowditch''' | + | :'''Captain Bowditch:''' |
:There's no email, just raising sails | :There's no email, just raising sails | ||
:and then trust exercises. | :and then trust exercises. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Way, heal away | :Way, heal away | ||
:we'll heal away, Joe. | :we'll heal away, Joe. | ||
| − | :'''Captain Bowditch''' | + | :'''Captain Bowditch:''' |
:No more than one small carry-on | :No more than one small carry-on | ||
:or else the ship capsizes. | :or else the ship capsizes. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Way, heal away | :Way, heal away | ||
:we'll heal away, Joe. | :we'll heal away, Joe. | ||
| − | :'''Homer Simpson''' | + | :'''Homer Simpson:''' |
:I got a bad sunburn and I was | :I got a bad sunburn and I was | ||
:crapped on by a seagull. | :crapped on by a seagull. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Way, heal away | :Way, heal away | ||
:we'll heal away, Joe. | :we'll heal away, Joe. | ||
| − | :'''Homer Simpson''' | + | :'''Homer Simpson:''' |
:I don't see any lifeboats and | :I don't see any lifeboats and | ||
:I don't think that is legal. | :I don't think that is legal. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Way, heal away | :Way, heal away | ||
:we'll heal away, Joe. | :we'll heal away, Joe. | ||
:Way, heal away. | :Way, heal away. | ||
| − | :'''Captain Bowditch''' | + | :'''Captain Bowditch:''' |
:For mental health we're sailing. | :For mental health we're sailing. | ||
| − | :'''Sailors''' | + | :'''Sailors:''' |
:Way, heal away | :Way, heal away | ||
:we'll heal away, Joe. | :we'll heal away, Joe. | ||
== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| − | The song is a parody of "{{ | + | The song is a parody of "{{W|Haul away joe|Haul Away, Joe}}", a traditional sea shanty. |
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
Latest revision as of 13:35, April 26, 2024
Heal Away, Joe
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Song Information
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"Heal Away, Joe" is a sea shanty sung by Captain Bowditch and Homer. The song describes how is life on board The Relation Ship, a vessel in which fathers and sons try to improve their relationships.
Lyrics[edit]
- Captain Bowditch:
- My name is Joseph Bowditch
- from a seaport known as Mystic.
- Sailors:
- Way, heal away
- we'll heal away, Joe.
- Captain Bowditch:
- I sail at dawn bound for Cape Horn
- and counseling holistic.
- Sailors:
- Way, heal away
- we'll heal away, Joe.
- Captain Bowditch:
- We'll work your conflicts out
- through sailing's therapeutic powers.
- Sailors:
- Swab, role-play
- we'll heal away, Joe.
- Captain Bowditch:
- The fresh water is limited
- so please combine your showers.
- Sailors:
- Gay, we're not gay
- so that's okay, Joe
- Way heal away,
- a boat can cure your problems
- Way, heal away
- we'll heal away, Joe
- Captain Bowditch:
- There's no email, just raising sails
- and then trust exercises.
- Sailors:
- Way, heal away
- we'll heal away, Joe.
- Captain Bowditch:
- No more than one small carry-on
- or else the ship capsizes.
- Sailors:
- Way, heal away
- we'll heal away, Joe.
- Homer Simpson:
- I got a bad sunburn and I was
- crapped on by a seagull.
- Sailors:
- Way, heal away
- we'll heal away, Joe.
- Homer Simpson:
- I don't see any lifeboats and
- I don't think that is legal.
- Sailors:
- Way, heal away
- we'll heal away, Joe.
- Way, heal away.
- Captain Bowditch:
- For mental health we're sailing.
- Sailors:
- Way, heal away
- we'll heal away, Joe.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song is a parody of "Haul Away, Joe", a traditional sea shanty.
