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:'''[[Homer]]''': All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude. | :'''[[Homer]]''': All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude. | ||
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Now get out! | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Now get out! | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour. | :'''[[Lisa]]''': I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour. | ||
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:'''Burns''': So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene. | :'''Burns''': So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene. | ||
:'''Lisa''': I think it distracts people from more important social issues. | :'''Lisa''': I think it distracts people from more important social issues. | ||
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:'''Kent''': We'll miss you, Geezer Rock. | :'''Kent''': We'll miss you, Geezer Rock. | ||
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| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're [[Rupert Murdoch]]. (Looks at camera) He is one beautiful man. | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're [[Rupert Murdoch]]. (''Looks at camera'') He is one beautiful man. |
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:'''Lisa''': Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have? | :'''Lisa''': Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have? | ||
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:'''[[Bart]]''': What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey! | :'''[[Bart]]''': What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey! | ||
| − | :(Homer is humped over, scratching his crotch and eating a banana.) | + | :(''Homer is humped over, scratching his crotch and eating a banana''.) |
| − | :'''Homer''': (Scoffs) Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! (Grabs Bart to strangle him.) | + | :'''Homer''': (''Scoffs'') Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! (''Grabs Bart to strangle him''.) |
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:'''Homer''': I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers! | :'''Homer''': I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers! | ||
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Revision as of 12:33, September 19, 2010
- Homer: All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude.
- Mr. Burns: Now get out!
- Lisa: I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour.
- (long pause)
- Burns: So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene.
- Lisa: I think it distracts people from more important social issues.
- Burns: My god, are you always on!?
- Kent Brockman: The town still mourns the loss of its venerable old man.
- Mr Burns: Here it comes.
- Kent: Beloved by children.
- Mr Burns: Ah yes, the little ones.
- Kent: Thought to be thousands of years old.
- Mr Burns: I have been 89 for a while now.
- Kent: We'll miss you, Geezer Rock.
- Mr. Burns: Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're Rupert Murdoch. (Looks at camera) He is one beautiful man.
- Lisa: Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have?
- Nelson: I dunno, making nerds cry?
- Lisa: Great, you'll be our TV critic.
- Bart: What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey!
- (Homer is humped over, scratching his crotch and eating a banana.)
- Homer: (Scoffs) Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! (Grabs Bart to strangle him.)
- Homer: I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers!
