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Donnie Fatso/Quotes

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Revision as of 12:38, December 18, 2010 by Effluvium (talk) (Created page with '{{TabQ |episode=Donnie Fatso }} :'''Homer''': And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby. ---- :'''Fat Tony''': In the strip club of my heart, you held da key to da champa…')
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Homer: And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.

Fat Tony: In the strip club of my heart, you held da key to da champagne room. I loved you, man.

Homer: I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.

FBI Agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophoni.
Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
Agent: No. It belongs to the government.

Homer: Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.

Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.

Homer: Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.

Fat Tony: To heterosexual male friendship. The kind the ancient Greeks wrote about.

Krusty: If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?

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