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- Homer: Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk.
- [While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
- Lisa: May I join you?
- Martin: Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!
- Bart: Well, I agree you blow.
- Martin: Then it's a plan!
- Bart: A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!
- Martin: High praise indeed!
- Bart: When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ...
- Lisa: [interrupting] Bart, he's not gonna get it.
- [Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
- Bart: The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. [steals the bone from Mel's hair]
- [Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]
- Martin: A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos.
- Bart: You're one of the major-
- Lisa: [interrupting, sharply] Forget it!
- [The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
- Host: That's it, Marge. Slap him good.
- [Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
- Marge: Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy.