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Quotes

Homer: Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk.

[While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]

Lisa: May I join you?

Martin: Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!

Bart: Well, I agree you blow.

Martin: Then it's a plan!

Bart: A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!

Martin: High praise indeed!

Bart: When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ...

Lisa: [interrupting] Bart, he's not gonna get it.

[Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]

Bart: The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. [steals the bone from Mel's hair]

[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]

Martin: A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos.

Bart: You're one of the major-

Lisa: [interrupting, sharply] Forget it!

[The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]

Host: That's it, Marge. Slap him good.

[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]

Marge: Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy.