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| − | + | '''[[Homer]]''': Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk. | |
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| + | ''[While riding bikes in [[Springfield National Park]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] come across [[Martin]], who is excavating for arrowheads.]'' | ||
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| + | '''Lisa''': May I join you? | ||
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| + | '''Martin''': Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow! | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': Well, I agree you blow. | ||
| + | '''Martin''': Then it's a plan! | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you! | ||
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| + | '''Martin''': High praise indeed! | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ... | ||
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| + | '''Lisa''': ''[interrupting]'' Bart, he's not gonna get it. | ||
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| + | ''[Now riding by himself, [[Bart]] sees a sleeping [[Sideshow Mel]] and decides to pull a prank ...]'' | ||
| − | + | '''Bart''': The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. ''[steals the bone from Mel's hair]'' | |
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| + | ''[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]'' | ||
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| + | '''[[Martin]]''': A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major [[wikipedia:Homo|''Homos'']]. | ||
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| + | '''[[Bart]]''': ''You're'' one of the major- | ||
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| + | '''[[Lisa]]''': ''[interrupting, sharply]'' Forget it! | ||
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| + | ''[The ''[[Sneakers]]'' host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]'' | ||
| − | + | '''Host''': That's it, Marge. Slap him good. | |
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| + | ''[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]'' | ||
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| + | '''Marge''': Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy. | ||
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| + | '''Principal Skinner''': Martin Prince was known by many names. Martin Priss, Martin Princess, Fartsin Prince, Martin the Brown-Nose Reindeer... | ||
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| + | '''Dolph''': That was mine. | ||
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| + | (Marge is suspicious of Homer, who is wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.) | ||
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| + | '''Marge''': Homer, where are you going? | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Work. | ||
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| + | '''Marge''': It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday. | ||
| − | + | '''Homer''': I, uh, have to... count the atoms at the nuclear plant. Conservation of mass! It's the law! | |
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| − | + | '''Lisa''': Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something! | |
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| + | '''Bart''': You're right. Let's watch TV. | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': Usually when I do something bad, I feel good. But not this time. Martin was like Jesus... only real. | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': (about a school assignment) The Internet wrote it, I just handed it in. | ||
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{{Season 19 Q}} | {{Season 19 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Season 19]] | [[Category:Season 19]] | ||
[[Category:Episodes]] | [[Category:Episodes]] | ||
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Revision as of 12:29, October 13, 2010
Homer: Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk.
[While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
Lisa: May I join you?
Martin: Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!
Bart: Well, I agree you blow.
Martin: Then it's a plan!
Bart: A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!
Martin: High praise indeed!
Bart: When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ...
Lisa: [interrupting] Bart, he's not gonna get it.
[Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
Bart: The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. [steals the bone from Mel's hair]
[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]
Martin: A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos.
Bart: You're one of the major-
Lisa: [interrupting, sharply] Forget it!
[The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
Host: That's it, Marge. Slap him good.
[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
Marge: Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy.
Principal Skinner: Martin Prince was known by many names. Martin Priss, Martin Princess, Fartsin Prince, Martin the Brown-Nose Reindeer...
Dolph: That was mine.
(Marge is suspicious of Homer, who is wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.)
Marge: Homer, where are you going?
Homer: Work.
Marge: It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday.
Homer: I, uh, have to... count the atoms at the nuclear plant. Conservation of mass! It's the law!
Lisa: Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
Bart: You're right. Let's watch TV.
Bart: Usually when I do something bad, I feel good. But not this time. Martin was like Jesus... only real.
Bart: (about a school assignment) The Internet wrote it, I just handed it in.
