Difference between revisions of "Dial "N" for Nerder/Quotes"
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| − | + | :''[While riding bikes in [[Springfield National Park]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] come across [[Martin]], who is excavating for arrowheads.]'' | |
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Lisa''': May I join you? |
| + | :'''Martin''': Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Well, I agree you blow. | ||
| + | :'''Martin''': Then it's a plan! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you! | ||
| + | :'''Martin''': High praise indeed! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ... | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': ''[interrupting]'' Bart, he's not gonna get it. | ||
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| − | + | :''[Now riding by himself, [[Bart]] sees a sleeping [[Sideshow Mel]] and decides to pull a prank ...]'' | |
| − | :'''Host''': | + | :'''Bart''': The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. ''[steals the bone from Mel's hair]'' |
| + | :''[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Martin]]''': A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major [[wikipedia:Homo|''Homos'']]. | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''You're'' one of the major- | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[interrupting, sharply]'' Forget it! | ||
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| + | :''[The ''[[Sneakers]]'' host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Host''': That's it, Marge. Slap him good. | ||
:''[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]'' | :''[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': | + | :'''Marge''': Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy. |
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Revision as of 13:09, August 29, 2010
- Homer: Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk.
- [While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
- Lisa: May I join you?
- Martin: Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!
- Bart: Well, I agree you blow.
- Martin: Then it's a plan!
- Bart: A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!
- Martin: High praise indeed!
- Bart: When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ...
- Lisa: [interrupting] Bart, he's not gonna get it.
- [Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
- Bart: The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. [steals the bone from Mel's hair]
- [Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]
- Martin: A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos.
- Bart: You're one of the major-
- Lisa: [interrupting, sharply] Forget it!
- [The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
- Host: That's it, Marge. Slap him good.
- [Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
- Marge: Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy.
