Difference between revisions of "Dial "N" for Nerder/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m |
m |
||
Line 19: | Line 19: | ||
:'''[[Martin]]''': "A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major [[wikipedia:Homo|''Homos'']]." | :'''[[Martin]]''': "A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major [[wikipedia:Homo|''Homos'']]." | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': "'''You're''' one of the major-" | :'''[[Bart]]''': "'''You're''' one of the major-" | ||
− | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[interrupting, sharply]'' "Forget it!" |
<hr width="50%" />:''[The ''[[Sneakers]]'' host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]'' | <hr width="50%" />:''[The ''[[Sneakers]]'' host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]'' |
Revision as of 22:11, August 12, 2010
- Homer: "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk."
:[While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
- Lisa: "May I join you?"
- Martin: "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!"
- Bart: "Well, I agree you blow."
- Martin: "Then it's a plan!"
- Bart: "A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!"
- Martin: "High praise indeed!"
- Bart: "When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ..."
- Lisa: [interrupting] "Bart, he's not gonna get it."
:[Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
- Bart: "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." [steals the bone from Mel's hair]
:[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]
- Martin: "A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos."
- Bart: "You're one of the major-"
- Lisa: [interrupting, sharply] "Forget it!"
:[The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
- Host: "That's it, Marge. Slap him good."
- [Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
- Marge: "Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy."