Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

Song Information Singers: Rick Logan Dick Wells Hank Azaria Tress MacNeille Characters: Cletus Brandine Writer(s): Alf Clausen Steve Tompkins Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons Appearance(s): "22 Short Films About Springfield"

Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! is a song about Cletus, which also contains the voices of him and Brandine. It is the thirty-seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Lyrics

Singers:

Some folk will never eat a skunk,

But then again, some folk'll

Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

Cletus:

Hey, what's goin' on on this side?

Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.

Brandine:

An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw! Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em!

Cletus:

Uh-kay. Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste.

Singers:

Most folk will never lose a toe,

But then again, some folk'll

Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

Cletus:

Hey, y'know what? I could call my Maw while I'm up here. Hey, Maw! Git off the dang roof!!

Appearances

• Episode – "22 Short Films About Springfield"