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Burns Petroliates

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Burns Petroliates
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Company Information
Owner: Mr. Burns
First appearance: C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination

Burns Petroliates is a petro company that Mr. Burns owns.

Description[edit]

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Burns, a rich billionaire with industrial concerns. While burying some waste with a shoveling tool, his assistant struck a well of fossil fuel! Petrol, that is! Pitch-dark Platinum! Abu Dhabi Espresso!

And with that discovery, Burns bought up the illegal dumping grounds and founded B.P! Unfortunately, a British corporation with the same initials had a little accident in the Gulf of Mexico, and Burns Petroliates has spent millions of dollars trying to convince the public that they're not that B.P.!

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