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Revision as of 23:19, July 15, 2012
- My life was over.
- I'd lost my job, my husband left me.
- I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.
- And then I found...
- The Answer.
- SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE
- The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece,
- who hid it under a rock
- where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur,
- who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean,
- where it was found by Pat Sajak.
- These great men knew The Answer.
- The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire.
- Learn The Answer, and change your life.
- Available wherever dubious,
- quasi-scientific self-help books are sold.
- (Bart visits Mrs Krabappel)
- Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.
- Bart: Hey. "Just because we don't understand electricity, doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits."
- Mrs Krabappel: (in front of the class) You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
- Milhouse: Safety.
- Emergencies.
- Safety.
- Jimbo: Educational.
