Difference between revisions of "Any Given Sundance/Quotes"
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' No toupees. |
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf! | ||
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus. |
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| − | '''Jim Jarmusch''' | + | :'''[[Jim Jarmusch]]:''' I can eat a raw onion without crying. |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood! | |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :''(Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up)'' |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' Hey, you're crying! | |
| − | (Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up) | + | :'''Jim Jarmusch:''' Yes, but I'm crying about something else. |
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| − | '''Homer''' | ||
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| − | '''Jim Jarmusch''' | ||
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| − | '''Superintendent Chalmers''' | + | :'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat! |
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| − | (Narration during Nelson's documentary) | + | :''(Narration during Nelson's documentary)'' |
| − | + | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small. | |
| − | '''Nelson''' | ||
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| − | '''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Thank God they're not jeering at us anymore. |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' I know. (pause) Kinda miss it. | |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Bart:''' I know! We'll be in another movie. And this time we'll act really bad! |
| − | + | :'''Marge:''' No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty. | |
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| − | '''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world. |
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| − | (After seeing Nelson's documentary) | + | :''(After seeing Nelson's documentary)'' |
| − | + | :'''Man:''' Hey, Nelson! Say something poor! | |
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it. | ||
{{Season 19 Q}} | {{Season 19 Q}} | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
[[Category:Real World Articles]] | [[Category:Real World Articles]] | ||
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- Lisa: No toupees.
- Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!
- Homer: I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
- Jim Jarmusch: I can eat a raw onion without crying.
- Homer: Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood!
- (Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up)
- Homer: Hey, you're crying!
- Jim Jarmusch: Yes, but I'm crying about something else.
- Superintendent Chalmers: (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat!
- (Narration during Nelson's documentary)
- Nelson: I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.
- Marge: Thank God they're not jeering at us anymore.
- Homer: I know. (pause) Kinda miss it.
- Bart: I know! We'll be in another movie. And this time we'll act really bad!
- Marge: No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty.
- Marge: Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world.
- (After seeing Nelson's documentary)
- Man: Hey, Nelson! Say something poor!
- Homer: Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it.
