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'''Lisa''': No toupees. | '''Lisa''': No toupees. | ||
'''Homer''': Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf! | '''Homer''': Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf! | ||
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| − | '''Homer''': I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus. | + | '''Homer''': I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus. |
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'''Jim Jarmusch''': I can eat a raw onion without crying. | '''Jim Jarmusch''': I can eat a raw onion without crying. | ||
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'''Homer''': Hey, you're crying! | '''Homer''': Hey, you're crying! | ||
| − | '''Jim Jarmusch''': Yes, but I'm crying about something else. | + | '''Jim Jarmusch''': Yes, but I'm crying about something else. |
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'''Superintendent Chalmers''': (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat! | '''Superintendent Chalmers''': (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat! | ||
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'''Marge''': No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty. | '''Marge''': No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty. | ||
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| − | '''Marge''': Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world. | + | '''Marge''': Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world. |
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(After seeing Nelson's documentary) | (After seeing Nelson's documentary) | ||
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'''Homer''': Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it. | '''Homer''': Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it. | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
[[Category:Real World Articles]] | [[Category:Real World Articles]] | ||
Revision as of 14:57, October 13, 2010
Lisa: No toupees.
Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!
Homer: I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Jim Jarmusch: I can eat a raw onion without crying.
Homer: Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood!
(Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up)
Homer: Hey, you're crying!
Jim Jarmusch: Yes, but I'm crying about something else.
Superintendent Chalmers: (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat!
(Narration during Nelson's documentary)
Nelson: I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.
Marge: Thank God they're not jeering at us anymore.
Homer: I know. (pause) Kinda miss it.
Bart: I know! We'll be in another movie. And this time we'll act really bad!
Marge: No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty.
Marge: Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world.
(After seeing Nelson's documentary)
Man: Hey, Nelson! Say something poor!
Homer: Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it.
