Difference between revisions of "...Who Wants to Win a Pocketful of Quarters?/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m (→top: replaced: {{TabQ|gags=no}} → {{TabQ|nogags}}) |
m (→top: replaced: i → I , i'm → I'm, I'LL → I'll) |
||
| (4 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{TabQ|nogags}} | {{TabQ|nogags}} | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, your're just jealous of my superior intelect! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Well, if you're so smart, Lisa, why don't you go on one of those TV game shows and use you big, scray brain to win a zillion dollars? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ooohhh... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ha! Is that your final answer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH] Look, Bart, I know I'm no competition for that blonde bimbo on TV, but I'm quite secure in my knowledge that "Good work is it's own reward" and I certanily don't need to go on television to prove it, thank you very much! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} OKAY, BART, I'LL GO ON YOUR STUPID GAME SHOW!!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, my! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Which of these actors was not on of the three Stooges? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Maybe it's the medication, but I thought his was supposed to be an educational game show! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} ''[thinking]'' Drat! I was planning on using those quarters to do my laundry! Well, I've got a question she'll never be anble to answer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} What was my real name before I changed it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Uh... your name?... Kenny Brockelstein! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Aghh... absolutely [SIGH correct. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yesss! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} All right, Lisa Simpson... for a pocketful of queaters... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mmmm... quarter punders... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} What was the name of the person who invented the Chinese food known as Moo goo gai pan? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[thinking]'' Is he kidding? Who knows something like that? Come on, Lisa... Think! Think!!! | |
| + | |||
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Who Wants to Win a Pocketful of Quarters?/Quotes}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:42, May 20, 2021
- Lisa: Bart, your're just jealous of my superior intelect!
- Bart: Well, if you're so smart, Lisa, why don't you go on one of those TV game shows and use you big, scray brain to win a zillion dollars?
- Lisa: Ooohhh...
- Bart: Ha! Is that your final answer?
- Lisa: [SIGH] Look, Bart, I know I'm no competition for that blonde bimbo on TV, but I'm quite secure in my knowledge that "Good work is it's own reward" and I certanily don't need to go on television to prove it, thank you very much!
- Lisa: OKAY, BART, I'LL GO ON YOUR STUPID GAME SHOW!!!
- Marge: Oh, my!
- Bart: Whoa!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Kent Brockman: Which of these actors was not on of the three Stooges?
- Lisa: Maybe it's the medication, but I thought his was supposed to be an educational game show!
- Kent Brockman: [thinking] Drat! I was planning on using those quarters to do my laundry! Well, I've got a question she'll never be anble to answer!
- Kent Brockman: What was my real name before I changed it?
- Lisa: Uh... your name?... Kenny Brockelstein!
- Kent Brockman: Aghh... absolutely [SIGH correct.
- Lisa: Yesss!
- Kent Brockman: All right, Lisa Simpson... for a pocketful of queaters...
- Homer: Mmmm... quarter punders...
- Kent Brockman: What was the name of the person who invented the Chinese food known as Moo goo gai pan?
- Lisa: [thinking] Is he kidding? Who knows something like that? Come on, Lisa... Think! Think!!!
